Did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’s kitten based on her facial features? Believe it or not, Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together, and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination. Pretty cool huh? Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the kitten, and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes, lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the PEN!S to fit perfectly within the kitten for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues. In Taoist matchmaking tradition: 1. If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short kitten. 2. If she has big, thick lips, her kitten is will be wide and thick. 3. If she has deep set eyes her kitten will be deep. 4. A woman with ‘skinny’ eyelids will have a deep kitten. 5. A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short kitten. 6. A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short kitten (women with short PUNANIs should avoid men with large/long PEN!Ses to avoid damage to the cervix). 7. A woman who is near sighted will have a deep kitten. The more near sighted she is the deeper the kitten. 8. A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery kitten. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the kitten. (Short PEN!Ses are not for you boo!) 9. A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep kitten. 10. Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic kitten. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘talking kitten.’ 11. A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry kitten. 12. A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small, crooked kitten. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow PEN!S. 13. If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide kitten. 14. If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep kitten and a strong s-exual desire. 15. If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short kitten. There are factors that can create variations of these qualities, but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman’s kitten. Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape, depth and texture of her kitten by examining her facial features! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’s between her legs

Ok.. I wonder what you have to say about those women who has entered the Guinness book of record for having the most elastic mouth that can even contain the size of a can malt.

Let me go and check her pics am coming to confirm ur theory.

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our ancestors will nevr forgiv civilization

Nonsense!

She combines big eyes with thin lips and still has a fat pusee that aint deep. Op, Bleep this taoist gadem theorie

this theory us not true at all. its just coming from our own thought

Iffa hear

If this is true then I guess I'm specially wired for sexx





No wonder it was never fun with him

Hmmmmm so true!! but wait lemme go check mine

This is Nonsence.......!

[color=#770077][/color]What will we not hear

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm so true!! but wait lemme go check mine

Am waiting for the results please

chocolateme:
Ok.. I wonder what you have to say about those women who has entered the Guinness book of record for having the most elastic mouth that can even contain the size of a can malt.

Elastic deeep ussy I guys

chocolateme:
Ok.. I wonder what you have to say about those women who has entered the Guinness book of record for having the most elastic mouth that can even contain the size of a can malt.

Elastic deeep ussy I guess

chocolateme:
Ok.. I wonder what you have to say about those women who has entered the Guinness book of record for having the most elastic mouth that can even contain the size of a can malt.

U ve gotten an average size from ur lips..

chocolateme:
Ok.. I wonder what you have to say about those women who has entered the Guinness book of record for having the most elastic mouth that can even contain the size of a can malt.

U ve got an average size from ur lips..


Oyind17.. abeg wey that ur pix again make I know watin I dey bargain for.

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm so true!! but wait lemme go check mine

Cum lemme help u check it na

and this suppose to be an important news

menix:

U ve got an average size from ur lips..
Oyind17.. abeg wey that ur pix again make I know watin I dey bargain for.

why u no save am then?

nah fact Op"""""there is one women beside our house shuuuu if u see dat women mouth nd eyes


nd i guess nah so her kitty-cat go wide like indian ocean

Oyind17:

why u no save am then?

Babe I no dey work for Aso Savings nah nd it came like a flash.

Re u telling me or I should find out myself.

menix:
Babe I no dey work for Aso Savings nah nd it came like a flash. Re u telling me or I should find out myself.

Find out what ?
Good morning and happy new month

ideyhere:
If this is true then I guess I'm specially wired for sexx






No wonder it was never fun with him

maybe it could be with me

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm so true!! but wait lemme go check mine

and have you checked?

Op done mad

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm so true!! but wait lemme go check mine

don't worry my spec of life, we already know (there is a reason why you are my spec)!!

Kiiikikikikiki

ideyhere:
If this is true then I guess I'm specially wired for sexx






No wonder it was never fun with him

wow den contact me let's hook 08037354722 or bbm 23967BD3

ideyhere:
If this is true then I guess I'm specially wired for sexx






No wonder it was never fun with him

come nd test my kondo. i swear you will like it jarre

gfm01:
wow den contact me let's hook 08037354722 or bbm 23967BD3

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