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23 Ways To Please A Man by MAKLIZ: 11:05am On Nov 02, 2015
23 THINGS TO DO TO EXCITE YOUR
HUSBAND
1. Call him by a pet name
2. Allow him exercise his authority as the
head of the
family. 3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go
back to him in his sober moment with
apology n explain why you
behave that way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you
offend him, pettingl...y insist on his
forgiveness,
appreciate and kiss him when he does.
6. Speak good of him before his Friends
and siblings. 7. Honor his mother
8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents
and so be
sure that he will do same for your parents
9. Surprise him with his favorite dish
especially when he has no enough money at hand and
never delay his
food.
10. Do not allow the maid to serve him
food when you are at home. Because u
may lose him to them. 11. Give him a warm reception with an
embrace when
he returns, collect his luggage and help
UnCloth him.
12. Smile when you look at him and give
him occasional pecks when you are out socially.
13. Praise him before your children
sometimes.
14. Wash his back while he is in the tub
or shower.
15. Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase.
16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.
17. Dial his number and on hearing
"hello" just tell him
I love you.
18. If he is a professional or a boss, gently wake him at the early hours of the
morning and romance him to the point of
demand. He will not be enticed by any
other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are to have
him as your husband.
20. Give him a hug for no reason.
21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your
life.
22. Always remember to pray for him.
23. Implement this law that your family will wake up
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by ajasbaba(m): 11:07am On Nov 02, 2015
AND WHO SAYS YOU CAN PLEASE A MAN,



MEN CANT BE PLEASE THEY ALWAYS ASK FOR MORE.

YOU CAN ONLY TRY.
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by Tallesty1(m): 11:10am On Nov 02, 2015
I don't need many of 'em
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by Jackeeh(m): 11:14am On Nov 02, 2015
Woman if you need more than one way to please your man,then you're obviously not doing it right!
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by skydigit65: 11:19am On Nov 02, 2015
Who talk so.....? grin grin grin
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by Nobody: 11:20am On Nov 02, 2015
MAKLIZ:

18. If he is a professional or a boss, gently wake him at the early hours of the
morning and romance him to the point of
demand. He will not be enticed by any
other woman that day.
If you leave him wanting more then sorry is your name.
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by SAMBARRY: 12:12pm On Nov 02, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Orisirisi

Much ado about pleasing a mere mortal grin

How about pleasing yourself grin

Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by lilmax(m): 12:24pm On Nov 02, 2015
Call him a pet name I stopped at number 1
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by phrezzz: 8:01pm On Nov 02, 2015
BULLSHIT! just Suck our D!
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:17pm On Nov 02, 2015
Honestly, i doubt if there is any woman that can do these things. Rather than waiting for your woman to please while not please yourself first. You cannot say because you are married, you entrust your happiness in the hands of your partner. You and only you alone is responsible for your own happiness.
Re: 23 Ways To Please A Man by Adaeze003(f): 12:24am On Nov 03, 2015
"Don't let the help serve him when you're around, you may lose him to them" ?

Wtf? Wtf?? Wtf Nigerian men have reduced themselves to brainless beings who have no control whatsoever over themselves. Sex zombies... mummified intercourse machines... undecided undecided undecided

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