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Teeth Gnashing Tips For U,..pls READ. by Jomrichy1(m): 11:18am On Nov 02, 2015 |
1. Ugly girls are getting married
every Saturday, the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking
glamorous in the wedding
pictures, who are you waiting
for, Dangote's son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who
feel they need to wash noodles
before cooking it. I respect your
Hygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile
operators in 2019 will say “DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and
dating a 52year old man and you
call him your baby, is he your
baby or ancestor? Somehow,
your matter dey Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been
ugly. At least you would be least
considered for rituals. Dem no
dey use JUJU do JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebook
pictures for another person
Hummer; don't worry Honey,
when thieves go find you come,
dem go nack you Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey
your Mama House dey drag Head
of fish with your siblings....Cha i!
The witch wey dey your village
carry your picture dey fan herself,
8. You be housemaid and you
dey sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK
ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele
church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I
think of dating him, he must
TOAST me for at least 6month.
Dont worry, 25yrs from now..
You will be in Shiloh for miracle
marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate
at 40years without any job and
you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing
"I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My
Dear, even the devil is weeping
for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once,
my brother sister, If you hear a
2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister,
check well, na Jehovah witness.
—Don't laugh Alone1. Ugly girls are getting married
every Saturday, the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking
glamorous in the wedding
pictures, who are you waiting
for, Dangote's son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who
feel they need to wash noodles
before cooking it. I respect your
Hygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile
operators in 2019 will say “DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and
dating a 52year old man and you
call him your baby, is he your
baby or ancestor? Somehow,
your matter dey Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been
ugly. At least you would be least
considered for rituals. Dem no
dey use JUJU do JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebook
pictures for another person
Hummer; don't worry Honey,
when thieves go find you come,
dem go nack you Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey
your Mama House dey drag Head
of fish with your siblings....Cha i!
The witch wey dey your village
carry your picture dey fan herself,
8. You be housemaid and you
dey sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK
ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele
church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I
think of dating him, he must
TOAST me for at least 6month.
Dont worry, 25yrs from now..
You will be in Shiloh for miracle
marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate
at 40years without any job and
you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing
"I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My
Dear, even the devil is weeping
for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once,
my brother sister, If you hear a
2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister,
check well, na Jehovah witness.
—Don't laugh Alone1. Ugly girls are getting married
every Saturday, the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking
glamorous in the wedding
pictures, who are you waiting
for, Dangote's son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who
feel they need to wash noodles
before cooking it. I respect your
Hygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile
operators in 2019 will say “DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and
dating a 52year old man and you
call him your baby, is he your
baby or ancestor? Somehow,
your matter dey Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been
ugly. At least you would be least
considered for rituals. Dem no
dey use JUJU do JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebook
pictures for another person
Hummer; don't worry Honey,
when thieves go find you come,
dem go nack you Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey
your Mama House dey drag Head
of fish with your siblings....Cha i!
The witch wey dey your village
carry your picture dey fan herself,
8. You be housemaid and you
dey sing "I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK
ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele
church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I
think of dating him, he must
TOAST me for at least 6month.
Dont worry, 25yrs from now..
You will be in Shiloh for miracle
marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate
at 40years without any job and
you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing
"I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My
Dear, even the devil is weeping
for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once,
my brother sister, If you hear a
2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister,
check well, na Jehovah witness.
—Don't laugh Alone |
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