How To Know You Are Cursed
1. If you download anything from the internet and it Fails at 99%
2. If you buy a phone for 20k today and the next day the price drops to 12k.
3. You go to the restaurant on your first date and after eating fish, the bone chokes you!
4. After working for 30 days, you get fired without salary.
5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and can't understand your own handwriting.
6. If you scope a girl, take her to your room for action and junior does not stand.
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID . 8. If after photo shopping your picture, you still look ugly.
9. If you Break-Up with your BF/GF and he/ she wins 100Mil.dollars the next day!
10. If the person that you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job.
11. If you lied to armed robbers that you don’t have a phone, then it rings
12. If you work in a company for ten years without promotion or rise in salary.
13. If you didnt pass both mathematics and english in your final exams.
14. If you slap a millitary man. 15. If your car spents more time at the mechanic than on the road.
16. If you are an arsenal fan. 17. If your only child joins the Nigerian police force.
18. If a rat eats only your name out of your important documents.
19. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
20. If you are signed as the defender for a European club and your first task is to mark lionel messi.
21. If you lie to arm robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing and said ''chop my money, I don't care.''
22. If you get to the Exam hall and you can't remember your first name.