LadyT:

Amebo are you coming?

yes im cumming sweetie, im cumming with debo, david, pataki, presido,whitelexi, jaybee and co

if i dont cumm who will report the even back on NL, my name says it all

debosky:

I get mammywater proof helmet too.  

Bring it along dude make sure u spinkle holy water.

amebo no1.:

presido choose one

Why should i chose one when Sauron gat 4 already. I for bring too of together but una too FAT for VW Beatle none of you will accept to enta back seat.

~Sauron~:

TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED:

Ibkaye(if she can prove she is 21)
Tubabie
Tope2000
Secretz
Amebo no 1
Busy_Body.

This is the final warning. . . . . .
Y'all guys should keep your hands off these distinguished ladies.
U can have a ball with the others but these ones are SACRED.

Haba, from 18 to 21

tkb417:

hmmm, chei!!
ill go with a manc

I guess, u'll have to pick either tubabie or ibk. Ibk for you, tubabie for me then

Omo, I no wan get CRB record yet. You fit handle Ibkaye. I go handle tubabie. We dey flow on the same pedestal well well.  

~Sauron~:

TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED:

Ibkaye(if she can prove she is 21)
Tubabie
Tope2000
Secretz
Amebo no 1
Busy_Body.

Guy, leave out those cancelled names! You are looking for my trouble oh! Wetin sef? You are holding onto the pads all evening, and you want to hold onto those precious women as well?

You have got to be joking!

amebo no1.:

yes im cumming sweetie, im cumming with debo, david, pataki, presido,whitelexi, jaybee and co

if i dont cumm who will report the even back on NL, my name says it all

LMAO High 5 my sister

rotflmao.

Omo what happens out of nairaland stays OUT of nairaland!  Everyone is being made to swear an oath!

Which holi water pass your semen? it neutralises all mammywater.

Rum is another good holi water

~Sauron~:

TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED:
Ibkaye(if she can prove she is 21)
Tubabie
Tope2000
Secretz
Amebo no 1
Busy_Body.

This is the final warning. . . . . .
Y'all guys should keep your hands off these distinguished ladies.
U can have a ball with the others but these ones are SACRED.

Buahahahahahahaha . . . . . what did u anoint us with

presido1:

Bring it along dude make sure u spinkle holy water.
Why should i chose one when Sauron gat 4 already. I for bring too of together but una too FAT for VW Beatle none of you will accept to enta back seat.

if you wan carry me, make sure say na lamborghini you come with

TOPE2000!:

Buahahahahahahaha . . . . . what did u anoint us with

HOLY WATER!!!

ibkaye:

Haba, from 18 to 21  

The stakes are getting higher, babes!!!

~Sauron~:

TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED:

Ibkaye(if she can prove she is 21)
Tubabie
Tope2000
Secretz
Amebo no 1
Busy_Body.

This is the final warning. . . . . .
Y'all guys should keep your hands off these distinguished ladies.
U can have a ball with the others but these ones are SACRED.

you can keep the rest . . . even though i let Tope go with much regret . . . she too like men.

ibkaye:

Haba, from 18 to 21

Sabi u r 28 . . . so why r u angry

davidylan:

you can keep the rest . . . even though i let Tope go with much regret . . . she too like men.

ROFLMAO
Thanks for letting me go . . . . now u can finally find happiness

nna . . . after mowing the lawn and feeding it with miraclegro . . . you want to give another man the priviledge to play football there abi? Na me and you today

hmm

Errrrrrmm m m m,what the heck to my sis smurf??

shes coming and she doesnt mind me rolling with another manc.
smurf carries my ring

Omo, I no wan get CRB record yet. You fit handle Ibkaye. I go handle tubabie. We dey flow on the same pedestal well well

no. Ive never been arrested b4.
This gathering wont kobalize my life.

hands up!!
If Tubabie is unavailable, then smurf will take control

davidylan:

you can keep the rest . . . even though i let Tope go with much regret . . . she too like men.

LadyT:

LMAO High 5 my sister

rotflmao.

Omo what happens out of nairaland stays OUT of nairaland!  Everyone is being made to swear an oath!

but how will i tell the how them men came cumm

davidylan:

nna . . . after mowing the lawn and feeding it with miraclegro . . . you want to give another man the priviledge to play football there abi? Na me and you today.

tell them honey

but biaaa, if you are coming please leave your bible at home

tkb417:


shes coming and she doesnt mind me rolling with another manc.
smurf carries my ring

I am still going to confirm from her first
if she doesnt mind  . . . . .then u have my blessing with tubabie

amebo no1.:

if you wan carry me, make sure say na lamborghini you come with

Awwww hun u know i don't like driving that lambo on Sat. Unless u gonna pilot it.

amebo no1.:

tell them honey
but biaaa, if you are coming please leave your bible at home

Chinaeke God of women

Sauron
why Lady T name is not on the list?

why u wan cause wahala naa?

amebo no1.:

tell them honey

but biaaa, if you are coming please leave your bible at home

No problem . . . the bbq is on sat not sunday.   You better leave your inhibitions at home too . . .

davidylan:

you can keep the rest . . . even though i let Tope go with much regret . . . she too like men.

Amebo no 1?? We signed till def do us part!!!
She is eternally/maritally contracted to me, you can ask her that.

Secretz?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I am thinking. . . . . .Let her be the judge. Whatever she says.

I am still going to confirm from her first
if she doesnt mind  . . . . .then u have my blessing with tubabie

noooo
dont ask her a thing. She'll be fine without u asking

~Sauron~:

Amebo no 1?? We signed till def do us part!!!
She is eternally/maritally contracted to me, you can ask her that.

Secretz?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I am thinking. . . . . .Let her be the judge. Whatever she says.

Maybe you signed with an impostor . . . Amebo no 1 has been my one and only for a long time now . . . as for secretz . . . dont even go there.

davidylan:

No problem . . . the bbq is on sat not sunday.   You better leave your inhibitions at home too . . .

yes ooo and please dont forget yOUR CD-ROM at home like you did the last time, you know there is no mallams shop in uk

TOPE2000!:

why u wan cause wahala naa?

Hehehehehehe am innocent ooh. U know say i no like wahala.
Btw all play and no wahala makes Sauron nice dude.
I wan make stiletto land for persin head

amebo no1.:

yes ooo and please dont forget yOUR CD-ROM at home like you did the last time, you know there is no mallams shop in uk

Awon oni isekuse

tkb417:


noooo
dont ask her a thing. She'll be fine without u asking

See them arguing over who is for who. When the real dealers know who is for who. I go just siddon dey look on my own.

presido1:

Awwww hun u know i don't like driving that lambo on Sat. Unless u gonna pilot it.Chinaeke God of women

Sauron
why Lady T name is not on the list?

Dont start another one oh!

My wowo no be small.



I am the bouncer for the night  

presido1:

Hehehehehehe am innocent ooh. U know say i no like wahala.
Btw all play and no wahala makes Sauron nice dude.
I wan make stiletto land for persin head

I wudnt mind that either. . lmao

TOPE2000!:

Awon oni isekuse

ki lo deeee oo deyiiiiiii , dont you know waht CD ROM is? haba i mean normal CD OOOO

amebo no1.:

yes ooo and please dont forget yOUR CD-ROM at home like you did the last time, you know there is no mallams shop in uk

Forget ke? Na bbq and woman i wan chop not pikin . . .  

TOPE2000!:

Awon oni isekuse

sharrap dia!   Dont be jealous.

CD = antivirus

LadyT:

Dont start another one oh!
My wowo no be small.

I am the bouncer for the night  

I know say u know wowo, no be u i see the other day? U fine pass Tope sef

TOPE2000!:

I wudnt mind that either. . lmao

For your head then make sure u no wear wig

davidylan:

Forget ke? Na bbq and woman i wan chop not pikin . . .  

sharrap dia!   Dont be jealous.

dont mind them sweetie, please dont forget to teach me how to speak in tongues like you did the last time when you were playing the CD