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Bank Robbery by leksy07(m): 12:15pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
Bank Robbery
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone
in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the
State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called
"Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional
way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber
shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and
not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you
are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger
robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has
only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid.
There is so much money it will take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is
more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million
from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million
that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery
every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is
more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million
was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and
counted and counted, but they could only count $20
million. The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank
manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It
looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his
losses in the share market are now covered by this
robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take
risks!
So who are the real robbers here? |
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