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Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 5:24pm On May 19, 2009
hmmmn
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 5:25pm On May 19, 2009
@dani,

Sorri bro, didnt mean it that way,some peeps in here tryna start something they cant finish,

You're the much-talked abt dani on NL i supose, its good to finally meet u,
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 5:28pm On May 19, 2009
@Abby, brb dear
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 5:32pm On May 19, 2009
ye
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 5:36pm On May 19, 2009
@abby, back, juz had to go upd8 my laptop's antivirus,
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 5:36pm On May 19, 2009
gd.x
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 5:37pm On May 19, 2009
v3nom4eva:

@dani,

Sorri bro, didnt mean it that way,some peeps in here tryna start something they cant finish,

You're the much-talked abt dani on NL i supose, its good to finally meet u,

My Pleasure, wink
Abbygyal:

hmmmn

you seem tired
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 5:39pm On May 19, 2009
dani1luv:

My Pleasure, wink
you seem tired

yup. . .nackered and bored. . .
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 5:44pm On May 19, 2009
Im right on-time

How can I kip you company cheesy
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 5:45pm On May 19, 2009
wah u have in mind? lol.x
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 5:47pm On May 19, 2009
nything you request for. . mayb it Joke; Prank; nything just name it
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 5:50pm On May 19, 2009
@dani, help her condition, i'm off,
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 5:51pm On May 19, 2009
kk, anyfin u comfortable wiv. . . im nt dat forcy, i will laff even though its nt dat funi lol.x
@venom
i gat no condition
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 5:54pm On May 19, 2009
Ok take this IQ test cheesy

NOTE:- Dont use calculator. . Please. .to make it interestin 2 you wink

Take 1000 add it to 40 then add 1000 add it with 30 then add anoda 1000 add 20 to it add anoda 1000 and finally 10



Scrol down for the answer
















I know your answer. . 5000


Its wrong the right answer










is 4100. . .

If you doubt it use a Calculator
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 5:56pm On May 19, 2009
@abby, didnt mean it tat way, dear

Juz sayn he should take care of u while i'm gone 4 d momento, si senorita?
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 5:56pm On May 19, 2009
NOPE, u going no where. . . lol
seriously though. . olo si ibi kan kan.
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 5:58pm On May 19, 2009
How do you see that undecided
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 6:00pm On May 19, 2009
jeeez. . . hw do i see dat. . ? omg am gonna shut up nw, x
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 6:02pm On May 19, 2009
@Abby, lets play word-it, your call, 5pts for each completed word or puzzle solved
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 6:03pm On May 19, 2009
@abby i wish you were a chihuahua i could carry about with me, OK i'll stay dear
Re: Dani On Leave by Ben13: 6:04pm On May 19, 2009
hmmm luv in the air
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 6:06pm On May 19, 2009
lol. . . just kiddin. .
u can sign out when u want. . .

dah game. .  u wanna start?
@ ben, wrong air dear. . .lol
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 6:06pm On May 19, 2009
@Uncle Ben, ehrrmmmmm erhhmmm
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 6:07pm On May 19, 2009
dani1luv:

Ok take this IQ test cheesy

NOTE:- Dont use calculator. . Please. .to make it interestin 2 you wink

Take 1000 add it to 40 then add 1000 add it with 30 then add anoda 1000 add 20 to it add anoda 1000 and finally 10



Scrol down for the answer
















I know your answer. . 5000


Its wrong the right answer










is 4100. . .

If you doubt it use a Calculator


u said d ansa alreadi na, so i mite as well cheat, d ans is 4100 lol
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 6:09pm On May 19, 2009
undecided

"Mummy,Mummy", said Little Johnny one day, "do you know the beautiful vase in the dining room that's been handed down from generation to generation ?"

"Yes", said his mother. "What about it?"

"Well the last generation just dropped it." cheesy
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 6:10pm On May 19, 2009
@ Abby, This one's gotta be easy,

Its the size of a coconut, but contains the largest&up to date database known to man ?
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 6:10pm On May 19, 2009
dani1luv:

undecided

"Mummy,Mummy", said Little Johnny one day, "do you know the beautiful vase in the dining room that's been handed down from generation to generation ?"

"Yes", said his mother. "What about it?"

"Well the last generation just dropped it." cheesy


looolz  grin grin
PS: hope am nt too demanding?? coz i dnt like dat look on ur face ( undecided)  wink
Re: Dani On Leave by Abbygyal(f): 6:13pm On May 19, 2009
v3nom4eva:

@ Abby, This one's gotta be easy,

Its the size of a coconut, but contains the large&up to date database known to man ?
hmmmmn Jesus . . .d brain?
PS dnt laff at me if its nt correct lol
Re: Dani On Leave by Ben13: 6:13pm On May 19, 2009
dani is seriously doing his job
Re: Dani On Leave by v3: 6:14pm On May 19, 2009
The brain, next 1 coming up
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 6:15pm On May 19, 2009
Abbygyal:

looolz  grin grin
PS: hope am nt too demanding?? coz i dnt like dat look on ur face ( undecided)  wink
I was a lil. bit confuse about what i read before you post. .

But that Gawd I made you laff cheesy

What'bout this


The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."

"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
Re: Dani On Leave by dani1luv: 6:16pm On May 19, 2009
Ben20001:

dani is seriously doing his job
Thanks Mc.Fidelis cheesy

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