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Guess My Age by DONFASZY(m): 4:16pm On May 13, 2009 |
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47." Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds." 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Guess My Age by alimat2(f): 6:53pm On May 13, 2009 |
I know u must be the man. |
Re: Guess My Age by DONFASZY(m): 11:14am On May 14, 2009 |
@ AMIIIIIIIII TALK U OWN |
Re: Guess My Age by dani1luv: 12:04pm On May 14, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Guess My Age by blissieng(f): 12:06pm On May 14, 2009 |
smokey! |
Re: Guess My Age by romsky: 12:44pm On May 14, 2009 |
guezz ble's age |
Re: Guess My Age by sylve11: 1:02pm On May 14, 2009 |
Re: Guess My Age by donsponky(m): 3:10pm On May 14, 2009 |
fazszy i knw your, age jst abuot 976yrs old. you still a kid |
Re: Guess My Age by donsponky(m): 3:23pm On May 14, 2009 |
abi |
Re: Guess My Age by kayowalemi(m): 3:35pm On May 14, 2009 |
I don't need to guess your age. I was at your naming ceremony |
Re: Guess My Age by romsky: 3:39pm On May 14, 2009 |
kakaki master don talk am |
Re: Guess My Age by kayowalemi(m): 3:45pm On May 14, 2009 |
romade am still building the site. My work didn't give me chance to face it squarely. do u like it? |
Re: Guess My Age by clemcykul(f): 10:14am On May 15, 2009 |
err no i dont like it |
Re: Guess My Age by blissieng(f): 10:19am On May 15, 2009 |
Roma, u really dont want us to talk abt age o! Forget say them remix am to 'person wey live for glass house, him pepper rest' In this case the original stands --- those that live in a glass house, dont throw stones!' Pikin wey no get papa dey listen when other ppl papa dey advise their pikin. |
Re: Guess My Age by Lolabbey: 11:14am On May 15, 2009 |
i wldnt coment on dis |
Re: Guess My Age by Bbeee: 11:25am On May 15, 2009 |
me sef ooooo, i comment ma reserve |
Re: Guess My Age by dani1luv: 11:32am On May 15, 2009 |
gbam! |
Re: Guess My Age by blissieng(f): 11:45am On May 15, 2009 |
:p |
Re: Guess My Age by Lolabbey: 11:49am On May 15, 2009 |
error begins |
Re: Guess My Age by blissieng(f): 11:53am On May 15, 2009 |
make we hear jo! |
Re: Guess My Age by Bbeee: 11:53am On May 15, 2009 |
Lolabbey: na ha middle name na |
Re: Guess My Age by dani1luv: 11:58am On May 15, 2009 |
See baptism |
Re: Guess My Age by clemcykul(f): 9:06pm On May 15, 2009 |
baptism of tongue |
Re: Guess My Age by dani1luv: 7:14pm On May 16, 2009 |
and the mauth |
Re: Guess My Age by kayowalemi(m): 11:41am On May 17, 2009 |
@clem But the last time i check ya mouth there was no tongue. |
Re: Guess My Age by studio43(m): 4:30pm On May 17, 2009 |
Na so dem take born am. na signal she dey use communicate with people. clem i nor biff you o |
Re: Guess My Age by kayowalemi(m): 5:01pm On May 17, 2009 |
clem. the person wey know u welly welly say na signal u dey use talk, so how I go tell you with signal to reply him. |
Re: Guess My Age by blacksta(m): 10:32pm On May 17, 2009 |
@pster come and guess my own age. |
Re: Guess My Age by D1KeleVra(m): 11:46pm On May 17, 2009 |
hehehe Nice joke DON FASZY |
Re: Guess My Age by sylve11: 9:29am On May 18, 2009 |
Re: Guess My Age by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On May 18, 2009 |
@kenny and studio i no fit shout! na me be this?? ;d |
Re: Guess My Age by romsky: 9:49am On May 18, 2009 |
unless u donaccept say u get twin bro |
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