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Must See Ladies: 7 Places Se X Starved Dudes Stylishly Romance Ladies by flawlezz: 8:13am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Some guys can’t control their s*xual urge which
somehow they use stylish ways to romance
ladies in order to get satisfied.
Therefore, the places they stylishly romance
ladies are;
1. In a commercial bus
This is peculiar to BRT, danfo and journey
buses. However, due to the bad nature of
Nigerian roads which serves as a catalytic
process for dudes to express their “konji”, they
seize the moment of galloping to stylishly hit
ladies bosom. Also for BRT(standing position),
such dudes stylish hit their joystick against a
lady’s backyard to satisfy their urge.
2. At shopping mall
Though less common @ this place but it happens
atimes when there is long queue to the cashier
place. Somehow some dudes spot en downed
ladies to stylishly have body contact with them.
3. Banking hall
Some banks are synonymous with long queues
and as a result some guys book space in front of
heavily gifted lady to enjoy her pillow.
4. On okada (Bike)
I remember one day I took a bike and d bike
man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom
lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang
halleluyah still I get to my destination.
Lol no be my fault “I be human being nah”
5. Polling unit
Some polling units have crowd and as a result of
pushing and other things to vote early, some
dudes seize the opportunity to having free
access to her oranges.
6. Aptitude test centres
Due to struggle for job taking the last
immigration exercise as a good example, some
dudes enjoyed d moment while it last on some
ladies without them knowing someone is enjoying
free Internet browsing.
7. At bus terminus
During rush hour everybody struggle to get bus
@ bus terminus especially in Lagos and as a
result of severe rushing, some guys stylishly
grab ladies orange and tap current hitting his
machine gun against the lady’s butt.
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