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Football Universities by Abatsam111(m): 3:47pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester City will be Igbinedion University - where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large, but are never interested in their primary assignment. Liverpool will be UNILAG - where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers. Manchester United will be UNIILORIN - where students don't perform well in class except doing final exams and achieve good results. Chelsea will be Onabisi Onabanjo University OOU - where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the Government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year Real Madrid will be University of Ibadan- where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools. Finally, Barcelona will be Obafemi Awolowo University - where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country. Do you Agree or Disagree? |
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