This Facebook update left me in stitches.....

Dearest Nigerian men, *winks* when last did you beg a woman to let you put it in small? lol. Konji na bastard mehn.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/lmao-nigerian-guy-calls-out-fellow-men.html

Lol... Conji na bastard sha.

desperate guys tho..
they reason with their organs

Lol!

I would have laughed but I know the things Konji has me do.....

I once trekked about 5 kilometeres just to meet a girl

Make I Cover My Face #guilty, Sometimes Me Be Like Lemme Just Put Am And Commot Am if she agree one hour i no go commot am.

Let me just put only the head...

konji is a bastard

SirWere:
I would have laughed but I know the things Konji has me do.....


I once trekked about 5 kilometeres just to meet a girl

Lmao.hope it was worth it

Michellla:

Lmao.hope it was worth it

Only for her mom to have fallen sick. But believe me tho, she made up for it

SirWere:
Only for her mom to have fallen sick. But believe me tho, she made up for it

nice

The guy is a learner, a guy would say almost anything to convince a girl to have sex with him.

If this thread no mk front page ehn, i will discontinue luving mismossy.

Free ride to the promiseland

That motherless _bastard called konji

Lol. , , , reminds me of the one i promised to thrust only eleven times.

And i was like : one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele , , , the 'ven' came when i was shooting my se*men.

please Lemme put the Tip, I swear I won't Move !!!

Gofwane:
Lol. , , , reminds me of the one i promised to thrust only eleven times.

And i was like : one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele , , , the 'ven' came when i was shooting my se*men.

lol.Bruv !!!!!

The guy that wrote this stuff, Is my man of the year

Lol

You never jam correct konji...I still did that shitt yesterday but she still no gree o...She blew my job sha and I enjoyed it

E no easy abeg. We guys dey try

Michellla:
desperate guys be like..

your guy is badder

Sex starved perverts

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funny comments

but only foolish idiots do dat

sex na by force ni

Gofwane:
Lol. , , , reminds me of the one i promised to thrust only eleven times.

And i was like : one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele, ele , , , the 'ven' came when i was shooting my se*men.

LOL

At first u hear "Lemme just use it to rub it!!!!! I won't enter!!! " what is the 'it' you are rubbing?

Second you hear "lemme just put the head,small...I won't enter""

Finally you hear, " baby, Lemme just go in small , I won't cum inside...boys have suffered...

Thank God am a man now

small kor small ni. na this kind sex dey turn to r.ape

Oya biko discontinue now now and gimme her contact.

Emodeee:
If this thread no mk front page ehn, i will discontinue luving mismossy.

Na lifestyle

Sorry I don't do such