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Laugh Out Loud by LEOSIRSIR(m): 3:05am On Nov 11, 2015
LAUGH OUT LOUD

I Was Gisting With My Friends Outside, One Tall, Black, Pretty, Coca Cola Bottled Girl Came Out From Her Friend's Compound. I Approached Her.

ME: Hello...Helloo o

GIRL: What! Why Are You Purchasing Me?

ME: (Shocked) It Seems You're Very New In This Area

GIRL: Yes Yes Yes.. I'm A Nuisance In This Area So??!

ME: (Scratches Head) Okay Why Don't You Come And Say Hello To My Friends
(She Greets Them And Tries Walking Away)

ME: Come On.. Are We Quarreling?

GIRL: Oh My gods!! (Sighs) Look Am Tired Okay

ME: Oh!! Can Really See Fatigue Written All Over Your Face

GIRL: Really?? I Just Rub It This Morning.

ME: Since You're Tired, Why Don't You Come And Sit With Us For A While (She Agrees)

FRIEND 1: Seriously Do You Care For Shawarma?

GIRL: NO! I Don't Take Alcohol

FRIEND 2: Do You Prefer Snacks?

GIRL: NO! It's Too Sugary

FRIEND 3: How About Ice Cream?

GIRL: It's Too Hot For My Liking

ME: (Stands) Alright Can You Follow Us On Twitter?

GIRL: Mehn! I Hate That Restaurant.
(We All Ran Away)......

dont laugh alone share with friends.. grin
Re: Laugh Out Loud by LEOSIRSIR(m): 3:34am On Nov 11, 2015
wink
LEOSIRSIR:
LAUGH OUT LOUD

I Was Gisting With My Friends Outside, One Tall, Black, Pretty, Coca Cola Bottled Girl Came Out From Her Friend's Compound. I Approached Her.

ME: Hello...Helloo o

GIRL: What! Why Are You Purchasing Me?

ME: (Shocked) It Seems You're Very New In This Area

GIRL: Yes Yes Yes.. I'm A Nuisance In This Area So??!

ME: (Scratches Head) Okay Why Don't You Come And Say Hello To My Friends
(She Greets Them And Tries Walking Away)

ME: Come On.. Are We Quarreling?

GIRL: Oh My gods!! (Sighs) Look Am Tired Okay

ME: Oh!! Can Really See Fatigue Written All Over Your Face

GIRL: Really?? I Just Rub It This Morning.

ME: Since You're Tired, Why Don't You Come And Sit With Us For A While (She Agrees)

FRIEND 1: Seriously Do You Care For Shawarma?

GIRL: NO! I Don't Take Alcohol

FRIEND 2: Do You Prefer Snacks?

GIRL: NO! It's Too Sugary

FRIEND 3: How About Ice Cream?

GIRL: It's Too Hot For My Liking

ME: (Stands) Alright Can You Follow Us On Twitter?

GIRL: Mehn! I Hate That Restaurant.
(We All Ran Away)......

dont laugh alone share with friends.. grin
Re: Laugh Out Loud by gunpoint(m): 4:11am On Nov 11, 2015
She isn't dull
She is retar'ded angry

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Re: Laugh Out Loud by mrhipup(m): 5:01am On Nov 11, 2015
she might just be pretending in order to get rid of you guys and prevent unforseen circumstances

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