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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by SmartMugu: 12:07pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
NaLaugh:That's Nnamdi Kanu. See his glasses and Biafra clothes. The balls is SS, where the oil is... 2 Likes |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by benedictnsi(m): 12:08pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
dacovajnr: I tire for them ooo my nigga ![]() |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by PencilBox: 12:09pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
[quote author=Lincoln275 post=39905342]Dear BIAFRANS, I support your struggle 100% but my problem with you is the approach you applied. I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you it's going to work out successfully. If you can unite and follow the following steps you are about to read then, welcome to the Federal Republic of Biafra in advance. STEP 1 Withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians short of Igbo services as you are the backbone of the country. STEP 2 Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders, e.g Ike Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C. STEP 3 Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called, Nigeria. STEP 4 Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious, you will be better off without its resources. STEP 5 Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that Nigeria will crumble without your Tax. STEP 6 Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to relocate home until this fight is over, so that Nigeria can beg them to come back as expatriate. STEP 7 Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano markets, and every other market, even in the remote villages across the Country. STEP 8 Go beyond closing Niger bridge thus, stop Nigerians from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba. STEP 9 Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians. STEP 10 Thus, this fight will then be achieved without Violence, just like south Sudan. Finally, make sure you don't fight it with weapons. Make sure you feed the young ones with the history of previous unsuccessful Biafran War. Exactly bro! Abeg Chop knucle ![]() 1 Like |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:11pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by tosyne2much(m): 12:12pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Hehehe ![]() |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:14pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Help4rmme2u: Im really praying for this Biafra war to start. WHERE I WILL HAVE PROBLEM WITH IGBOS IS WHEN UN/USA/EU ESTABLISH IGBO'S IDP OR REFUGEE CAMP IN MY TOWN. We will not accept Igbo refugees in Delta as we did in 1970s. Most of those refugees accepted by Bendel state are the same people their children are protesting and constituting nuisance in our state. they came as refugees and IDP but today, they are claiming indigenous right and even trying to claim the land. |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by mikron(m): 12:16pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
the tsetse fly is the annoying bianfran activist kanu |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by IceMan85(m): 12:17pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
To those it may concern! We the good people of Southeast the people after God's heart, the only people that survive genocide and come out stronger (not minding the heartless policy of twenty pounds to any Igbo man irrespective of his worth) and to the glory of God those that masterminded the genocide are now shining our shoes, fetching water, digging toilet pit for us and manning our gates. We are not interested in who is governing Nigeria but whoever that is opportune to gain access to aso rock to destroy Nigeria the more( because none of them is going there to rebuild the economy and worsen security situation) should please allow Ndigbo to be. We are no more dragging power with any of you because we have accepted our faith as the people that is not wanted in the British made fraud and contraption called Nigeria but the should please allow us to be and do our respective businesses without harassment and intimidation. We have accepted our status as observers until heaven will decide the faith of Nigeria which will definitely happen soon because falsehood can't stand forever and darkness can never triumph over light 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by frediech(m): 12:17pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
[quote author=lekjons post=39905130][/quote]Your Papa left eye.... |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by chiedu7: 12:18pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
tola9ja: ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:21pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
dacovajnr: damalex4luv: oya,sl*uts oops! oya, kilode100 and londongal03 carry ur nyanshes and enter the cct accused box... ![]() |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by lekjons(m): 12:23pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:24pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
theshield MONKEY CHIMPANZEE ![]() |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:25pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
kilode100:WHY YOU DEY ALWAYS WET YA PANTIES OVER BIAFRA MATTER ![]() 1 Like |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:31pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
tola9ja:JUST LIKE PEAK, SLAVERY IS DEEPLY ROOTED IN YOUR TRIBE. IT SHALLNOT BE WELL WITH AFONJA 1 Like |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Lionofdjungle: 12:31pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Yoruba people say if a mosquito perches on scrotum, you have to kill it patiently and stylishly. |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 12:42pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Spybradd: Monkin (monkey) |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Spybradd: 12:46pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by noholdsbarred(m): 12:48pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
So true
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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by richard870(m): 12:52pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Help4rmme2u:All i see is pictoral mocking of a Daura cow. |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by bugzbunny: 1:03pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
tola9ja:Yolobas are confused religiously...morally...socially.. Ethically.. Biologically.. Racially..
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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by DeeHaywire: 1:35pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
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Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by fr3do(m): 1:35pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Lincoln275: Imbe.cile |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by emmymdk: 1:50pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
londongal03: You didn't read her signature.... |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by LOUIS6(m): 2:06pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Very funny mehn... anyway my signature says it all |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
69MissedCalls:The tse tse fly is the pro biafria people, buhari wants to eradicate them by all means, buh if he does it will affect Nigeria. |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by ikechukwu354(m): 2:24pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
benedictnsi: your smart 1 Like |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by benedictnsi(m): 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
ikechukwu354: it takes a smart guy to identify a smart fellow Bro°°°°°°™™™™™™™you are smarter ![]() |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by nduchucks: 2:33pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
You don't wound the tse tse fly on those balls by smashing it with a cudgel na. Here's what you do; you find a very poisonous insect killer which has a soothing effect on the ball, and carefully spray it on the ball, just as soon as the fly settles down to eat. nansense! ![]() |
Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by kizbad: 2:36pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
JamesUka:are u a scammer |
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