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Jesus Christ caught Breaking Some Laws by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 13, 2015 |
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws. . * He first broke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin. If you ask a doctor they will tell you it is impossible. . * He broke the law of chemistry by turning water to wine. . * He broke the law of physics ,by walking on sea. . * He broke the law of economics,he fed 5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes. . * He broke the law of government, he ruled without any election conducted and he is the first and only ruler that moves with each and everyone of us where ever we go our entire life. . * He also disagreed to mathematics which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said1+1+1 is equal to 1 ( TheTrinity ). . * He broke the law of gravity by ascending into heaven and walking on the great sea. . * He broke the law of nature, he is a mind reader, he also died and came back alive. . * Lastly He broke the law of engineering,I'm an olodo yet he gives me 'A's in my results. ![]() . * Even everybody who've got different occupations from all over the world always and still asks him for help in their various jobs. I'd say he is a MASTER PLANER. NOW to every hand that Type AMEN this season God almighty will break all the devil pant for your life. He will never forsake you In Jesus name,AMEN!!!. 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Jesus Christ caught Breaking Some Laws by Nobody: 7:54am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Amen. |
Re: Jesus Christ caught Breaking Some Laws by sunkieisland(m): 8:33am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Thanks. I already enjoy to the fullest the finished works of Christ Jesus. Amen all the same |
Re: Jesus Christ caught Breaking Some Laws by hahn(m): 2:53pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
Op, you have broken the law of sanity by believing all that you mentioned ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Christ caught Breaking Some Laws by Nobody: 6:42pm On Nov 13, 2015 |
What a prime _fucktard! 1 Like |
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