I'm sure I speak for all the "diaspora folks" as I humbly plead with friends and relatives in Nigeria to please stop flashing us.
For those of you who don't know what the term flashing means, let me explain it.
It's a situation where someone calls another on the phone and lets the phone ring once or twice then hangs up expecting you to call them back.
It is extremely annoying IMHO.
If you have something to say buy enough credit and say it.
Do you folks know how irritating it is to be woken up early in the morning by a phone call or worse still disturbed as you're getting into a romantic mood only for the stupid phone to stop after the second ring and repeat 20 mins later.
Stop flashing us,

[size=24pt]I say make una stop the flashing [/size]

If you're expecting anything from a relative, flashing will make them change their minds.
This is a friendly piece of advice.

Notice the tumble weed in this thread, Nairalanders are guilty.

$osisi:

I'm sure I speak for all the "diaspora folks" as I humbly plead with friends and relatives in Nigeria to please stop flashing us.
For those of you who don't know what the term flashing means, let me explain it.
It's a situation where someone calls another on the phone and lets the phone ring once or twice then hangs up expecting you to call them back.
It is extremely annoying IMHO.
If you have something to say buy enough credit and say it.
Do you folks know how irritating it is to be woken up early in the morning by a phone call  or worse still disturbed as you're getting into a romantic mood only for the stupid phone to stop after the second  ring and repeat  20 mins later.
Stop flashing us,

I say make una stop the flashing

If you're expecting anything from a relative, flashing will make them change their minds.
This is a friendly piece of advice.

e be like say dem terminate one mood recently. madam osisi no go gree again 

$osisi:

I'm sure I speak for all the "diaspora folks" as I humbly plead with friends and relatives in Nigeria to please stop flashing us.
For those of you who don't know what the term flashing means, let me explain it.
It's a situation where someone calls another on the phone and lets the phone ring once or twice then hangs up expecting you to call them back.
It is extremely annoying IMHO.
If you have something to say buy enough credit and say it.
Do you folks know how irritating it is to be woken up early in the morning by a phone call or worse still disturbed as you're getting into a romantic mood only for the stupid phone to stop after the second ring and repeat 20 mins later.
Stop flashing us,

[size=24pt]I say make una stop the flashing [/size]

If you're expecting anything from a relative, flashing will make them change their minds.
This is a friendly piece of advice.

[size=15pt]E SEEEEEEEE[/size]

Settle ur bills as and when due and nobody wud flash u   
Jokes aside,flashing can be really irritating.

$osisi:

I'm sure I speak for all the "diaspora folks" as I humbly plead with friends and relatives in Nigeria to please stop flashing us.
For those of you who don't know what the term flashing means, let me explain it.
It's a situation where someone calls another on the phone and lets the phone ring once or twice then hangs up expecting you to call them back.
It is extremely annoying IMHO.
If you have something to say buy enough credit and say it.
Do you folks know how irritating it is to be woken up early in the morning by a phone call or worse still disturbed as you're getting into a romantic mood only for the stupid phone to stop after the second ring and repeat 20 mins later.
Stop flashing us,

[size=24pt]I say make una stop the flashing [/size]

If you're expecting anything from a relative, flashing will make them change their minds.
This is a friendly piece of advice.

totally agree with this/, it was sooooo annoying

flashing is very annoying. or even say: call me back there is an emergency. why not tell the emergency right away.

who moved my thread to general discussion?
una wan kill the thread kpatakpata?
Thank God some people agree with me that "flashing" is annoying"
My people.abeg make una stop flashing.
This is a plea

see alll these people them don reach europe and america and don forget tbe people wey send u come abroad and pray for you. Now u don to turn to big people. But the fact of the matter many of you are toilet washers , parking attendent , care home specialist - changing diapers for old people yuck, The true story you are all broke and busted and cant afford to share your 7 pounds per hour with your love ones back in Nigeria.


Shame on u poster.

@ blackstar
you missed the point completely, that flashing is sooooooooooo annoying espacially when you are driving and have no means of calling them back, and when you do call back its a trivial story.pls make una stop flashing oh make man no con have accident oh on the m1.

ode remo:

@ blackstar
you missed the point completely, that flashing is sooooooooooo annoying espacially when you are driving and have no means of calling them back, and when you do call back its a trivial story.pls make una stop flashing oh make man no con have accident oh on the m1.

Gbam!

blacksta:

see alll these people them don reach europe and america and don forget tbe people wey send u come abroad and pray for you. Now u don to turn to big people. But the fact of the matter many of you are toilet washers , parking attendent , care home specialist - changing diapers for old people yuck, The true story you are all broke and busted and cant afford to share your 7 pounds per hour with your love ones back in Nigeria.


Shame on u poster.

let it be
now you know we change diapers so please stop flashing us when you should be sending us money by western union to subsidize our meagre income

Nne osisi you absolutely right, and the most annoying thing is that it's now cheaper to call from Nigerian than it is for us to call Nigeria. Nigerians are so selfish.

so selfish my brother.
take a trip home,these relatives that won't allow us drink water and keep cup,have 3 or 4 cell phones
Flashier than the ones you and I have yet they can't buy common 300 naira credit and say hello,how are you.

OgidiBoy:

Nne osisi you absolutely right, and the most annoying thing is that it's now cheaper to call from Nigerian than it is for us to call Nigeria. Nigerians are so selfish.

shut up liar

visit www.loiol.co.uk calls cost a mere 5p per Minute and i am sure it is even cheaper from America - If you send money home reguarly people wont be that broke and i am sure the flashing will stop.

$osisi:

so selfish my brother.
take a trip home,these relatives that won't allow us drink water and keep cup,have 3 or 4 cell phones
Flashier than the ones you and I have yet they can't buy common 300 naira credit and say hello,how are you.

who are the " Us" are you the Chairperson of the Broke and Busted Organisation Abroad "BBOA"

LOL

blacksta:

see alll these people them don reach europe and america and don forget tbe people wey send u come abroad and pray for you. Now u don to turn to big people. But the fact of the matter many of you are toilet washers , parking attendent , care home specialist - changing diapers for old people yuck, The true story you are all broke and busted and cant afford to share your 7 pounds per hour with your love ones back in Nigeria.


Shame on u poster.

dream on brother. if u ve never been abroad, your mind will always think about butt wiping and diaper changing, and toilet washing. you sound like you have been deported once or denied the opportunity to join us. all the dirty jobs that you mentioned are just simple ways people use to get their feet off the ground and penetrate society.
can i have you contacts because i would like employ you once i return home to wipe my butt? dont worry i will pay you very well.

eddy1977:

dream on brother. if u ve never been abroad, your mind will always think about butt wiping and diaper changing, and toilet washing.  you sound like you have been deported once or denied the opportunity to join us. all the dirty jobs that you mentioned are just simple ways people use to get their feet off the ground and penetrate society.
can i have you contacts because i would like employ you once i return home to wipe my butt? dont worry i will pay you very well.

Yoru are the dreamer .  cAN u imagine " opportunity to join us" what a joke  sorry mate i would not like to Join the Broke and busted organisation abroad.    for your information i live in the U.k and Nigeria and would happy when you come back to send a two car escort to  pick up your broke self from the airport . Send me your email or flight details .  All these people think Nigerians are not also interested developing themselves . How many  of you abroad can buy a brand new car ( Merc, Lexus  and not ford escort) outright or put down N40 Mil for a piece of land.   Dear friend i am running a hauluage company in lagos my turnover is  2.5 Mill Net every month  " Can you match that.

Nigerians are doing wonderful things  and please come home when you have managed to complete your 80 hour shift.   make i spoil u

You know the saying  - bird of the same feather flock together ( My friends or parents dont flash me when i am abroad , they call and we talk for hours)  so if they flash you it means you are broke and surrounded by broke people.


Please come home  - My company is looking for a  7.5 ton truck driver


No hard feelings bro

and i am serious about the 2 car escort - and you wont even go thru immigration.

blacksta:

Yoru are the dreamer . cAN u imagine " opportunity to join us" what a joke sorry mate i would not like to Join the Broke and busted organisation abroad. for your information i live in the U.k and Nigeria and would happy when you come back to send a two car escort to pick up your broke self from the airport . Send me your email or flight details . All these people think Nigerians are not also interested developing themselves . How many of you abroad can buy a brand new car ( Merc, Lexus and not ford escort) outright or put down N40 Mil for a piece of land. Dear friend i am running a hauluage company in lagos my turnover is 2.5 Mill Net every month " Can you match that.

Nigerians are doing wonderful things and please come home when you have managed to complete your 80 hour shift. make i spoil u

You know the saying - bird of the same feather flock together ( My friends or parents dont flash me when i am abroad , they call and we talk for hours) so if they flash you it means you are broke and surrounded by broke people.


Please come home - My company is looking for a 7.5 ton truck driver


No hard feelings bro

and i am serious about the 2 car escort - and you wont even go thru immigration.

that was good spanking you gave me . not to UnCloth my self here but let me tell you; i dont have to drive a luxury car to express my wealth; i do better with my bicycle. anyone who is clever knows that your foolish bragging of being rich is a sign of early dementia or alzheimer. rich people dont hide beyond computer on an open web forum to brag. dont take this so personal that you start choking on yourself. just relax and be. insulting me wont change the facts that you will not wipe my butt when i retire. .
for your record, working in a nursing home while preparing for a career in healthcare is very wise. countless wise men and women have supported their families and paid their tuition while wiping old folks's butts. dont betray your lack of formal education by emptying your filfthy guts on me.

i hope i have helped you .
with compassion

eddy1977:

that was good spanking you gave me  .  not to UnCloth my self here but let me tell you; i dont have to drive a luxury car to express my wealth; i do better with my bicycle. anyone who is clever knows that your foolish  bragging of being rich is a sign of early dementia or alzheimer. rich people dont hide beyond computer on an open web forum to brag.  dont take this so personal that you start choking on yourself. just relax and be. insulting me wont change the facts that you will not  wipe my butt when i retire. .
for your record, working in a nursing home while preparing for a career in healthcare is very wise. countless wise men and women have supported their families and paid their tuition while wiping old folks's butts.  dont betray your lack of formal education by emptying your filfthy guts on me.

i hope i have helped you .
with compassion

I am wasnt in any way bragging out being rich  - with my small change - God forbid - I am just upset when Nigerians who have had the opportunity to better themselves abroad look down on people back home  - Which is very typical . So what if somebody flashes you - just ignore the call.  simple.   I am also not in way having a dig at somebody working at any of the places i mentioned . My attack was against the person who now thinks he or she  is big boy because they are earning foreign currency.  myself also worked in warehouse in England but i knew where i was going"

My point was " Nigerians back home inspite of the hardship are making the best out of the situation"  The risk are very high which equally makes the return high as well.

Sole intention of the original poster " was to compare and contrast" .

p.s while wiping your ass and i would also make sure i put hot steel thru it.

blacksta:

I am wasnt in any way bragging out being rich - with my small change - God forbid - I am just upset when Nigerians who have had the opportunity to better themselves abroad look down on people back home - Which is very typical . So what if somebody flashes you - just ignore the call. simple. I am also not in way having a dig at somebody working at any of the places i mentioned . My attack was against the person who now thinks he or she is big boy because they are earning foreign currency. myself also worked in warehouse in England but i knew where i was going"

My point was " Nigerians back home inspite of the hardship are making the best out of the situation" The risk are very high which equally makes the return high as well.

Sole intention of the original poster " was to compare and contrast" .

p.s while wiping your ass and i would also make sure i put hot steel thru it.

but my broda, you worked in a warehouse in london and paved your way up untill you saw the sunshine. i think that's a good example you can use to stimulate our people to work hard and pave their way into higher education and rebuild our land. people like you have what it takes to help others succeed but you dont want to share.

as far as flashing, i have always been mad at it because i dont know what kind of news they want to tell me; may be funeral or medical emergency. so by leaving me hanging, i get restless. but usualy when i call back its not an emergency at all, its always secondary issues like : buy me a new pair of shoes; or i have seen a girl, send me your bride price contribution.

if our folks would change this pattern, i will stop complaining.

peace

@eddy and blackstar

make peace not war.lol. eddy i can feel you it so pianfulllllllll especially when you have no credit to call them folks.

blackstar that your 2.5 mill is a bit on top though cos , i have how many trucks now? ummmmmmmmmmm. been in the bus a while now. anyway. have foden, erf and mostly dafs. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Do you folks know how irritating it is to be woken up early in the morning by a phone call or worse still disturbed as you're getting into a romantic mood only for the stupid phone to stop after the second ring and repeat 20 mins later.
Stop flashing us,

The highlighted part is so funny. LMAO

if you MUST flash pls dont use an unknown number and then complain i didnt call you back or pick your calls.

ode remo:

@eddy and blackstar

make peace not war.lol. eddy i can feel you it so pianfulllllllll especially when you have no credit to  call them folks.

blackstar that your  2.5 mill is  a bit on top though cos , i have how many trucks now? ummmmmmmmmmm. been in the bus a while now. anyway. have foden, erf and mostly dafs. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Wetin your trucks dey move and how many trucks u get - we get five - Are u on ground or u dey abroad ?

just drop one going 2 nija at tilbury 2day on atlantico. most of my trucks move aggregates , operate only in Abuja, nigger state and those territory, cant take Lagos and Ibadan pressure.and trust me when it comes to truck Hausa Merck. and Ibadan Merck. are the best. Lagos only get spare parts. anyway in London one day Nigeria 2 day. life is hard for haulage man .

;d

blacksta


you don mental

ode remo:

just drop one going 2 nija at tilbury 2day on atlantico. most of  my trucks move aggregates , operate only in Abuja, nigger state and those territory, cant take Lagos and Ibadan pressure.and  trust me when it comes to truck Hausa Merck. and Ibadan Merck. are the best. Lagos only get spare parts. anyway  in London one day Nigeria 2 day. life is hard for haulage man .

Please brother -

I am also instrested in the hauluage business / i live in the u.k  - please email me

i have a couple of questions i need to ask  u

niyi[dot]falade@gmail[dot]com

thanks

@ode remo


u dey msn or yahoo messenger

thanks

contact me on 262build@googlemail.com. will only help on buss. matters alone oh i am not an agony uncle oh. lol.just kidding.