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How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by SSpeter(m): 8:08am On Nov 14, 2015 |
God saved me from my enemies yesterday. I almost died. It happened yesterday evening. I went to dopemu market to buy food stuffs cos I was out of stock. I had almost finished buying when I saw a woman turning hot peppered pomo inside a white bucket...(O boy..na so I use my hand buy trouble o) I approached her, took a very nice corner where I won't be visible and started downloading the hot peppered pomo every round was a fifty box, the pomo was incredibly sweet nd peppery that I started wishing for a green bottle(orijin)...after eating 10pieces the woman gave me additional one ....with the tooth-pick I munched it with style I paid and left. Then I walked to the guy where I bought stuffs from cos that was where I kept my goods before patronising the pomo seller. As I was discussing with the guy I heard a loud rumble in my stomach, na so I ask the guy for toilet the guy directed me na so I pay the toilet attendant carry water....boy the toilet was bad but I no send I did it quickly, and ran out on my way back to the store, I heard another rumble, I ran back gave the woman another 50 box, I entered, did the normal thing. This time I walked to the store carried my stuff, before I got to where I would board a cab, I heard another sound....chaiii...see as I dey run for market, na so I go meet the toilet attendant gave her another 50 box, went in but this time I did not defecate, immediately I entered the trouble stopped. As I came came out, strolling back to the bus stop....i felt it again ran back....this time the toilet attendant smiled at me...and asked "guy what did you eat in yoruba" I told her...before she could say jack, I was inside doing the normal thing when I came out my face turned red, I struggled to reach a chemist shop bought flagyl...took it, the chemist guy told me to eat bread nd not take water....I did just that, after some minutes I felt better. As I was walking back to the bus stop I saw the pomo seller, she asked me customer "did you forget anything in yoruba"...I looked at her smiled and said NO...for my mind e be like say make I throw away the poison wey she dey call pomo........................thank God I survived..... Beware of Hot Peppery Pomo... 2 Likes |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by Nobody: 8:49am On Nov 14, 2015 |
My brother if them no wan comment , I will comment for u....dont mind them. Them be Maheeda under wear they comment on only unclad matters... #Sorrybro! |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by SSpeter(m): 11:12am On Nov 14, 2015 |
F50:...thank you my bro...happie weeknd |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by sinaj(f): 11:22am On Nov 14, 2015 |
Lol ekpele o! |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by awesome4: 1:40pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Lol funny |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by SSpeter(m): 2:34pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
sinaj:awwwwwww....thank you.....beware of peppered pomo..... |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by SSpeter(m): 2:35pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
awesome4:yh....pls don't eat peppered pomo....oooooo.... |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by arimahoseloka(m): 2:29am On Nov 15, 2015 |
My brother u get luck o. Had it been toilet no dey close by nko? Pepper things like Dat dey scatter Belle o. |
Re: How I Spent N200 Paying For Poo... by SSpeter(m): 11:46am On Nov 15, 2015 |
arimahoseloka:lol...no mind joor la long throat cause am |
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