Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a Mouth Action, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."

ewwww! wtf.ack?

dis isnt funny very disgusting! grr!

cool 1

DAT is serious, but funny shah

na wah 4 dis joke ooo

the joke get backache

euuurrggghhh

Talk about nasty lucky eh?

^^^^^ Truly a diamond.

gbenu so un

why u dey jealous?

jelos of ur jalopy or what?

e easy to get big head?

when I see im head I agree say e no easy

I will just Lol

Christ! What the hell? My mind was really dying to start imagining until the "couldn't find her head" part of the story.

Yawk!!!

oya back to the topic

Meaning? Is there a Part II?

wait. . . . . .

Ok, recession of thoughts. . .

teissys:

Ok, recession of thoughts. . .

lol, u no well

as in "two"?

As in, you three are not well

including u making it foursome

I no fit shout

As usual

Another one joined the hood to make it five "unwell" people. Only that this one is extremely "unwell"

kenya? land of milk and honey?

wat will u call my naija den?

Land of bitter leaf and garri

Come Naija, come sorji for yaself