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Funny Sunday Joke by Iamtimi: 1:26pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
Three contractors were visiting a
tourist attraction on the same day.
One was from Nigeria, another from
Germany, and the third from France.
At the end of the tour, the guard asked
them what they did for a living.
When they all replied that they were
contractors, the guard said, "Hey we
need one of the rear fences redone.
Why don't you guys take a look at it &
give me a bid?" So, to the back fence
they all went to check it out.
First to step up was the German
contractor. He took out his tape
measure and pencil, did some
measuring and said, "Well I figure the
job will run about $900. $400 for
materials, $400 for my crew, and $
100 profit for me."
Next was the French contractor. He
also took out his tape measure and
pencil, did some quick figuring and
said, "Looks like I can do this job for
$700. $300 for materials, $300 for
my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Without so much as moving, the
Nigerian contractor said, "$2,700."
The guard, incredulous, looked at him
and said, "You didn't even measure
like the other guys! How did you
come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $
1,000 for me and we hire the guy from
France." |
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