https://www.nairaland.com/2740386/shelves..beautiful


Get this

abeg who help me C my brush

Na only God go save us for dis hell hole we all find ourselves.

G

Intendy:
I was unable to read anything

It would have been a different ball game if Prof Tam David West was petroleum minister.

Busted

OK

so marketers haven't been paid since august 2014.....hmmmmm....speaks volumes

Buhari must hear dis, on my way to Aso rock, i trust baba daura

Na wa O ..

The change some of us (not me) voted for is here. I Keep saying it what do we expect when we bring a man whose brain is that of 1985 to rule over men of 2015.

The story of fuel scarcity in Nigeria. The first is to blame it on marketers claiming they are hoarding. Then they blame it on panic buying. Finally the truth always comes out. The product is scarce and simply obeys the first rule of economics which is demand and supply.
The price of fuel should not be static as long as we import. That's why we have the PPPRA. They need to be able to adjust the price at least weekly and put it at a RANGE depending on survey of availability at depots.
This will reduce the queues and suffering each time depot stock drops.
God help us all.

Dear Biafrans I support your struggle 100% but my problem is your
approach. I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can
assure you they will work out successfully. If you can unite and follow
the following steps then I can tell, welcome to the Republic of Biafra in
advance.
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STEP 1: Withdraw all your services from Nigeria as you are the
backbone of the country.
STEP 2: Withdraw your kins men who are public office holders e.g. Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C
STEP 3: Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called
Nigeria.
STEP 4: Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very
industrious people, you will be better off without it.
STEP 5: Stop all forms of importation through the Nigerian sea port so
that Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6: Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria
to relocate home until this fight is over then Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7: Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano
main market and every other market even in remote villages across
the country.
STEP 8: Go beyond closing of the Niger bridge, stop all Nigerians
from buying or selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in
Aba.
STEP 9: Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10: This fight can be achieved without Violence just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don’t fight it with weapons. Igbo kwenu!!! hey!.
What do you think of these suggestions; good for the cause of Biafra or
not?

Mrchippychappy:
Minister of petroleum over to you

Indeed!!!

Mrchippychappy:
Minister of petroleum over to you

Indeed!!!

abeg na who see my power bank?

Which way Nigeria

Sometimes, I wonder why we Nigerians, especially those in the 'common man' category enjoy making things extremely hard for ourselves. We often shout and scream at our politicians in power at the slightest opportunity but then, why do we have to make things hard for ourselves? Why would our marketers deliberately hoard fuel just to make the government look incapable?Why, my people, why?#shedscrocodiletears

liberty300:
Excuses

What happened to the infamous refinery that started working from the "body language"?

good question.

end time chanji

CecyAdrian:
Hmmmmm, in as much as I do not like d sound of this, I do believe my able president will will get to d end of this.

*singing in fela voice *

zombie ooo zombie...

To run a govt is not easy.... Especially naija......all campaign promised don dey dash

omogin:
When you have a liar as your President and petroleum minister you get this situation. Gej we miss you already

The way u run ur gutter u call a mouth, u will soon swallow ur tongue. Continue calling ur ancestors mate liar. The thunder that will fire u is in the chapel asking for forgiveness

liberty300:
Excuses

What happened to the infamous refinery that started working from the "body language"?

No be body language na body odour

See gobe...

Make I check Jumia and Konga whether I go see fuel buy as the product no come dey petrol station...
#OjuelegbaOneChance...

This is not the change we voted for. Now I understand who is more confused between Jonathan and sai Buhari. Change at its peak.

omogin:
When you have a liar as your President and petroleum minister you get this situation. Gej we miss you already

Insulting your president who is far older than you ? Am not surprised, may be that's how you insult your people at home.

simplemach:
This is just the beginning. No be Change hausa/Fulani and Yoluba say dem want...? Una neva see something. By the time the fulanis are tru with u;
A litre of fuel will be = 550
Power supply will be 1day ON, 3days OFF
1Dollar will be= 465Naira
One cup of Garri will be=90
School fees federal skuls= #180,000
And the NPF will have an official pricelist for bribe.
As for boko haram, that one might be made a branch of the Nigerian armed forces.
Meanwhile the FG is probing all past "PDP" govt officials.
Change they wanted, Change they have gotten.

Mr man please shut up!!!
Are u not a Nigerian? How come u are predicting such rubbish towards your own country?
Just go to bed and have some rest!!

Group of people were arguing that since this man is petroleum minister that the price is going to be constant. Told them we are all in Nigeria were anything can happen at any point in time.

simplemach:
This is just the beginning. No be Change hausa/Fulani and Yoluba say dem want...? Una neva see something. By the time the fulanis are tru with u;
A litre of fuel will be = 550
Power supply will be 1day ON, 3days OFF
1Dollar will be= 465Naira
One cup of Garri will be=90
School fees federal skuls= #180,000
And the NPF will have an official pricelist for bribe.
As for boko haram, that one might be made a branch of the Nigerian armed forces.
Meanwhile the FG is probing all past "PDP" govt officials.
Change they wanted, Change they have gotten.

U sef go follow suffer am naa