Well, its a real dificult situation here people......straight to the point...

Texted my gal this morning" swerry cum ova , it's brekfast time "..,. After sum few minute she was knocking , i went to wellcum ha in with excitement ,in about 5mins brekfast of akara bread n tea (i drive a 2000rang rover spot n stil chop dis 4 brekfst suprisd?) was set , i gave her a peck as usual b4 we startd eatin.

"twaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaat" ....yes i heard that sound but, who cares i still gat more than 8 akaras to chop , so i sat up pretended i dnt hear notin.......and yes i startd percivn it ,ok (imagine say they cary 2o litrs ,put roten rat ,mad man's pooh and dem cum put spoilt beans inside join cum kip am 4 40days n nite cum open am 4 ur front ) that was how bad the stench was,...wait ooo, na chidinma do dis tin, the most sexiest beariful and hot luking gal in ph ?...., i bin wan shout jesus, but "donot use d name of the lordin vain" my pastr will always say, i bin wan faint wen i quickly rememba my mumy 4 villa ...."you shall not die by fire " she said dis praya b4 i left villa 2 ph city..... Ok Last nite chidimma told me she had eaten bean 2 sleep but dis was nt d smell of beans nau it was the smell of dead decayd rotten rodent.......


To cut the long story short ,i excuse her dat wantd to go peeh ,and she said ok with a frown ,still bending her head focusn on her akara......

Pls help ,am sitting in d toilet romancin my head now, dnt knw wat 2 do...i feel embarasd n i knw she might feel the same way 2, i dnt wana talk 2 ha or luk at her face agn n i can't stay here 4eva,....pls advice N if dis have eva hapn to u b4 pls share!.... Thanks

Lasticlacla front page pls..

You no dey fart?

Hehehehe end time fart


dat description of chidinma's fart can wipe out all living things in river nile

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Has coded. You for turn the thing to play and tease her a little before you excus yourself.

The way you take handle the matter make things awkward and more embarrassing for her and you.

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Oh Lawd!

A couple that fart together stay together...if i was you i wait for the moment to have my pound of flesh.I will eat all kinds of junk fart under the blanket and let her smell the phermones! Yep

Kekeke lols

talktonase:
A couple that fart together stay together...if i was you i wait for the moment to have my pound of flesh.I will eat all kinds of junk fart under the blanket and let her smell the phermones! Yep

mumu

Everyone farts but fine girls own ehn!
Especially those who pretend that they don't eat beans... Lol...
Poooouuu! And some, Shiiiiiiiiiiii! Like say na can coke them dey open. Lmao tho'.

Khd95:
Hehehehe end time fart


dat description of chidinma's fart can wipe out all living things in river nile

hahahahahahahaha all d fishes shout blood of jesus

buh its kinda of bad since u guyz were eatin
buh is nt a bad fin to fart she's just showin u hw much she loves nd trust u

You sound immatured to me sincerely. Relationship is openess. Truth remains that any girl that cannot fart in your presence is hiding something from you. The two of you should accept the good, the bad and the ugly of each other. That is the true basis of relationship...... I mean serious relationship.

icym241:



hahahahahahahaha all d fishes shout blood of jesus

buh its kinda of bad since u guyz were eatin
buh is nt a bad fin to fart she's just showin u hw much she loves nd trust u

tell me something


so fart is now a yardstick to know if one loves and trust you?






i cant even fart in front of my fellow dude

eyeon:
Everyone farts but fine girls own ehn!
Especially those who pretend that they don't eat beans... Lol...
Poooouuu! And some, Shiiiiiiiiiiii! Like say na can coke them dey open. Lmao tho'.

crazy man lolz

JESUSBOIY:
Lasticlacla front page pls..

Front page or trash can?

Kingsley1000:
crazy man lolz

Speaking from what I've experienced.
Theirs are deadly.

tonytony208:
You sound immatured to me sincerely. Relationship is openess. Truth remains that any girl that cannot fart in your presence is hiding something from you. The two of you should accept the good, the bad and the ugly of each other. That is the true basis of relationship...... I mean serious relationship.

What are you saying? Even when they are eating?
With no permission?

eyeon:
Speaking from what I've experienced.
Theirs are deadly.

is not peculiar to gorgeous girls only,it depends on what one eat..........most proteineous foods contain ammonia which has pungent smell

Kingsley1000:
is not peculiar to gorgeous girls only,it depends on what one eat..........most proteineous foods contain ammonia which has pungent smell

prettythicksme:
Front page or trash can?

sweery gip me ur numba na ...i promise a wont tel mummy ..

talktonase:
A couple that fart together stay together...if i was you i wait for the moment to have my pound of flesh.I will eat all kinds of junk fart under the blanket and let her smell the phermones! Yep

"twaaaaaaaaatt" would be the sound..?

tonytony208:
You sound immatured to me sincerely. Relationship is openess. Truth remains that any girl that cannot fart in your presence is hiding something from you. The two of you should accept the good, the bad and the ugly of each other. That is the true basis of relationship...... I mean serious relationship.

thanks

Am out of the toilet nau, and she's no way to be founds...

grad2012:
Kekeke lols

is dis d advice eeh,.. mtcheew , c ur big yanrnch!...

Op, free dt babe, sey u no dey fart?

Kingsley1000:
mumu

tnk u sir