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Strictly For The Math Geniuses (dullards Stay Off!) by Kelklein(m): 7:40pm On Nov 17, 2015
MATHEMATICAL PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS:
ATTEMPT ALL QNS
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You have dated a girl for 2yrs, eventually
she drops u for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks)

2. You buy knickers for ur girlfriend & another guy undresses them. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formular this type of love. (20mks)

3.(For Boys) You're dating about 15 girls & every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy & an iPad
a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks)
b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5mks)

4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet
you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate The Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. Take Pie=3.142 (20mks )
GOOD LUCK
Re: Strictly For The Math Geniuses (dullards Stay Off!) by Miracle4Sure: 7:43pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Re: Strictly For The Math Geniuses (dullards Stay Off!) by Nobody: 8:00pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Re: Strictly For The Math Geniuses (dullards Stay Off!) by Truth24(m): 8:33pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Kelklein:
MATHEMATICAL PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS:
ATTEMPT ALL QNS
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS
1. You have dated a girl for 2yrs, eventually
she drops u for another guy. Calculate the
percentage of time wasted. (20mks)
2. You buy knickers for ur girlfriend & another guy
undresses them. Using Trigonometric identities,
Derive a general formular this type of love. (20mks)
3.(For Boys) You're dating about 15 girls & every
girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy & an iPad
a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones.
(15mks)
b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5mks)
4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet
you don't want to see any guy with your sister.
Calculate The Percentage Error in your Thinking
Capacity. Take Pie=3.142 (20mks )
GOOD LUCK
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Re: Strictly For The Math Geniuses (dullards Stay Off!) by enyi1: 4:13pm On Nov 18, 2015
[quote author=Kelklein post=40127407][/quote]
Do you mean GOODLUCK JONATHAN?

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