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What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by JacksonD7: 11:21pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Okay, you've probably seen some guys with low self confidence who walk up to a girl and for some reason decide to use lazy,rehearsed pick up lines. Some are so bad that I can't stop laughing when I hear them. The silliest one I've heard; A guy walked up to a girl he had never met before and said "My name is Emma and you must be Emmanuela".(lol,how could he possibly know her name?). The girl shunned him.<ouch> |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Macgreat(m): 11:25pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
you look familiar 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by IamLEGEND1: 11:25pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
I find ur lack of nudìty disturbing. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by divinehand2003(m): 11:28pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Good day woman, the good lord told me you are mine. So let's proceed with it ASAP without further delays because delay is dangerously dangerous. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Margauxluv(f): 11:29pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Are u in uni lag, unical,unizik etc ur face s familiar. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by ClassCaptain(m): 11:31pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Margauxluv: Sorry are u in Unilorin.. .History Education .Your face looks QUITE familiar. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by HARDDON: 11:31pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by HARDDON: 11:37pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Ur skin like reflecting light rays on dah stream n your eyes like diamond in d field of falling snow! That sounds lika pick up line? Nah, daz actually a punch line! Transducer Tranquilizer |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Margauxluv(f): 11:44pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
ClassCaptain: U see wah m talking abt [color=#770077 |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Margauxluv(f): 11:45pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
ClassCaptain: U see wah m talking abt |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by jemype(m): 11:52pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
ClassCaptain:stop dat joo. she lives in france where dey dont do jamb |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by jemype(m): 11:53pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
but I think u should check dat falz guyy up on youtube for some incredible piick up lines |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by ipledge10(m): 11:53pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Your beauty took my eyes away. ..are u related to agbani darego |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Nobody: 11:55pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Sorry, you look like my lost sister, ,who got missing years back. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by SosaMontana(m): 12:02am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Thanks OP I'm only here to learn new pick up lines Seems my own has been outdated and them girls have upgraded Thanks again |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Nobody: 12:15am On Nov 18, 2015 |
baby gal make i talk to you naao |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by ninovandross(m): 12:15am On Nov 18, 2015 |
I luv say ur own back |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by springer: 12:24am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Sorry why are u so ugly? |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by iceberylin(m): 12:25am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Heaven lost an Angel 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Nobody: 5:53am On Nov 18, 2015 |
I use hilux lines |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by chrisbaby24(m): 6:01am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Jus walk up to her and tell her..Hello babe u gat to kiss urself..u r so pretty... |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by HomieQuan(m): 6:01am On Nov 18, 2015 |
you look like my next girlfriend 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:16am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Is your name sola did ever go to redeem? |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:24am On Nov 18, 2015 |
You have Ocean blue eyes... When my Eyeballs Are blacker than Charcoal.. Guys And their Lame Pick-Up lines.. |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by hertz9te(m): 7:27am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Margauxluv:those questions some times r real... not everyone is interested in getting into your pants |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Margauxluv(f): 7:32am On Nov 18, 2015 |
hertz9te: U r high! Nd who s talking abt gerrn into som1s panty huh? |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:35am On Nov 18, 2015 |
No fighting plzzz, but margauxluv is your broda a musician? Did your father ever played for Man u? U |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by bodekom92(m): 7:45am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Ello bae! You look similar, is your brother shola? Do you smoke with him? Does your father play football? |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by jonaifame22(m): 7:53am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Ur dad must be a theif, cos the day u were born someone stole the stars and put em in ur eyes .........Jonaifame22......... |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by yemstok(m): 10:30am On Nov 18, 2015 |
In Falz's voice Is your name sola did ever go to redeem? With this your nicca burger are you going to gym? You resemble pretty woman, do you know the film? Cause definitely you’re not someone with low self-esteem This your Confident level gan is so extreme Do you relate to kafaya iyen aburo tesleem? 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by Nobody: 10:36am On Nov 18, 2015 |
Your beautiful I'm handsome, let go halves on a baby 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Stupid Pick Up Line You've Heard? by utenwuson: 10:41am On Nov 18, 2015 |
baby does ur mum sells pounded yam? cos my hrt is pounding 4 u |
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