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A Letter To My Daddy And Mummy From A Fifteen Year Old Son by modelee(m): 6:59pm On Nov 20, 2015
PLS READ
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and
everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ’Dad….. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and, with trembling hands, read the letter…
“Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m wr iting you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene with Mum and you. I’ve
been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so
nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua.
Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are
worse things in life than my school result that’s on
the kitchen table!!!!!!
What will u call this kid? And if u were the dad what will u do?
Re: A Letter To My Daddy And Mummy From A Fifteen Year Old Son by sissylucy(f): 7:03pm On Nov 20, 2015
lmao...no Naija pikin fit try this one

The parents no go even bother demselves gan,when he waka finish he go come bk..

"Agaracha must come bk"
Re: A Letter To My Daddy And Mummy From A Fifteen Year Old Son by modelee(m): 7:46pm On Nov 20, 2015
sissylucy:
lmao...no Naija pikin fit try this one
The parents no go even bother demselves gan,when he waka finish he go come bk..
"Agaracha must come bk"
Indeed

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