All my life I have gone through phases to become the man I am today. I have enjoyed my youth sexwise but sometime in 2012, I became disenchanted with the intricacies in pursuing the attention of women, simply because it appeared there was nothing new anymore to experience, asides very skinny ladies which I found gayish, I had tasted the others to fulfilment. I was and still am a very sexual person so despite my lack of desire to chase the girls I still desired the skirt. I had never ever paid or slept with a prostitute and had cold feet trying that out due to my life long fear of aids, this seemed a plausible solution towards curing my konji so on a faithful night out with a buddy of mine we decided to patronise some ladies who ply their trade close to the hotel we went, after the normal bargain and agreement we left with three girls, apparently my buddy was ibadan brought up and shagging prostitutes was no big deal, so he settled for two with big boobs while I settled with one with a big ass. I arrived my home and all the while feeling weird on exactly how the show was supposed to start and end, I was so uncomfortable but hey junior was starving plus as a sexual deviant vaseline job never works. Anyway we settled in for the night only for the lady to tell me she was hungry, as jjc I prepared indomie and egg and once she had eaten to her fill and washed down with a pack of juice I saved in the fridge, she threw the first bomb shell. She exclaimed "oga I want to shit" I was shocked, well I pointed the toilet to her and inside she went, GOD of hosts, the sounds and smell that was emanating from that place almost gagged me, I wondered exactly why this lady came here to do this, well I maintained once I remembered this a paid service. Soon afterwards came the second bomb, she came out of the toilet naked and laid down on the bed and exclaimed "oga oya chook I wan sleep" I noticed she didn't have the decency to Bath afterwards cos asides the water on her bottom area which most likely was from tambering there was nothing else, all the erection that had plagued me sudden eluded me, the mighty fell and a look at it indicated it had no intention to arise for any triumphant entry to her Jerusalem. I also noticed a weird smell, and couldn't decipher whether it was the toilet or the lady. I told her to sleep that I will come around since I was on my ps3. I thought of my 7k which will likely go down the drain if I don't do anything, I thought of the new disease I will introduce to the world if I slept with this lady cos am sure for her aids must be children's play, I thought of the fact I allowed my buddy to decieve me into am endeavour I wasn't comfortable with, I decided to go to sleep very far away from her, though I woke regularly to ensure she wasn't robbing me or she hadn't turned into a coffin (thanks to nollywood). By morning, despite not doing anything she asked for her money, I paid amidst tears welling up in my eyes but once I remember the intention for paying her I cheered up, at least I have paid her to eat more nonsense so as to fill up the toilet of the next man and gross him out. We men don't menstruate, it's no surprise we have very low threshold to disgusting things. Well dat became the last of exploring such solutions as a cure to my konjinus

You need 2 be in this year's Holy ghost congress or shiloh 2015






Cheeeeeers

domopps:
You need 2 be in this year's Holy ghost congress or shiloh 2015






Cheeeeeers

really what's the venue and date, though I likely can't oblige cos am a Mormon

Eddygourdo:
All my life I have gone through phases to become the man I am today. I have enjoyed my youth sexwise but sometime in 2012, I became disenchanted with the intricacies in pursuing the attention of women, simply because it appeared there was nothing new anymore to experience, asides very skinny ladies which I found gayish, I had tasted the others to fulfilment. I was and still am a very sexual person so despite my lack of desire to chase the girls I still desired the skirt. I had never ever paid or slept with a prostitute and had cold feet trying that out due to my life long fear of aids, this seemed a plausible solution towards curing my konji so on a faithful night out with a buddy of mine we decided to patronise some ladies who ply their trade close to the hotel we went, after the normal bargain and agreement we left with three girls, apparently my buddy was ibadan brought up and shagging prostitutes was no big deal, so he settled for two with big boobs while I settled with one with a big ass. I arrived my home and all the while feeling weird on exactly how the show was supposed to start and end, I was so uncomfortable but hey junior was starving plus as a sexual deviant vaseline job never works. Anyway we settled in for the night only for the lady to tell me she was hungry, as jjc I prepared indomie and egg and once she had eaten to her fill and washed down with a pack of juice I saved in the fridge, she threw the first bomb shell. She exclaimed "oga I want to shit" I was shocked, well I pointed the toilet to her and inside she went, GOD of hosts, the sounds and smell that was emanating from that place almost gagged me, I wondered exactly why this lady came here to do this, well I maintained once I remembered this a paid service. Soon afterwards came the second bomb, she came out of the toilet naked and laid down on the bed and exclaimed "oga oya chook I wan sleep" I noticed she didn't have the decency to Bath afterwards cos asides the water on her bottom area which most likely was from tambering there was nothing else, all the erection that had plagued me sudden eluded me, the mighty fell and a look at it indicated it had no intention to arise for any triumphant entry to her Jerusalem. I also noticed a weird smell, and couldn't decipher whether it was the toilet or the lady. I told her to sleep that I will come around since I was on my ps3. I thought of my 7k which will likely go down the drain if I don't do anything, I thought of the new disease I will introduce to the world if I slept with this lady cos am sure for her aids must be children's play, I thought of the fact I allowed my buddy to decieve me into am endeavour I wasn't comfortable with, I decided to go to sleep very far away from her, though I woke regularly to ensure she wasn't robbing me or she hadn't turned into a coffin (thanks to nollywood). By morning, despite not doing anything she asked for her money, I paid amidst tears welling up in my eyes but once I remember the intention for paying her I cheered up, at least I have paid her to eat more nonsense so as to fill up the toilet of the next man and gross him out. We men don't menstruate, it's no surprise we have very low threshold to disgusting things. Well dat became the last of exploring such solutions as a cure to my konjinus

Next time try lekhi runz girls not local ashi, maaaaan they are tight! Beautiful looking damsels nfact goddesses.

Lol @ tambering. That really cracked me up

You got a very terrible one, wise decision.

Op you remind me of the word tamber...kikikikikiki ....you sure she even tamber sef

Neeson:
You got a very terrible one, wise decision.

you mean they not all like that? I dey fear now oh

misspicy:
Op you remind me of the word tamber...kikikikikiki ....you sure she even tamber sef

ha. Abeg o. It should better be, else which kain water come be that kwanu, ayayayaya. Oh

Eddygourdo:
ha. Abeg o. It should better be, else which kain water come be that kwanu, ayayayaya. Oh

e fit be her urine o


hope you burnt the ved spread sha

Eddygourdo:
you mean they not all like that? I dey fear now oh

No man, some are neater and healthier than your average neighborhood gal, you probably fell prey for a rural runaway asswipe, can imagine how you felt. your decision to stay away from Oloshos entirely is wisest tho.

In as much as I don't usually comment on a thread like this, but I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading. Gracias.

What wouldnt we hear again?

misspicy:

e fit be her urine o


hope you burnt the ved spread sha

urine? Ha, what a pig, Ha, I feel like running mad cos it's very likely dat my body touched dat area while I slept. I threw the bedsheets, my towel, brush and sponge away. Anything that was resident in the bathroom when she used it went straight to the dustbin, thanks for reminding me, let me go throw the bathroom slippers away. Sheer oversight

domopps:
You need 2 be in this year's Holy ghost congress or shiloh 2015






Cheeeeeers

Hahaha that's the best advice he needs. Very on point

Neeson:


No man, some are neater and healthier than your average neighborhood gal, you probably fell prey for a rural runaway asswipe, can imagine how you felt. your decision to stay away from Oloshos entirely is wisest tho.

hmmmmm well maybe na the area cause am. Thanks though for advice. That experience made women irritate me for awhile plus to think she had a big ass which I never joke with in a woman. Cheers bro

Funny story

Eddygourdo:
hmmmmm well maybe na the area cause am. Thanks though for advice. That experience made women irritate me for awhile plus to think she had a big ass which I never joke with in a woman. Cheers bro

Cheers man, which area you in?

Neeson:


Cheers man, which area you in?

Ogba iju ishaga axis. U?

Eddygourdo:
All my life I have gone through phases to become the man I am today. I have enjoyed my youth sexwise but sometime in 2012, I became disenchanted with the intricacies in pursuing the attention of women, simply because it appeared there was nothing new anymore to experience, asides very skinny ladies which I found gayish, I had tasted the others to fulfilment. I was and still am a very sexual person so despite my lack of desire to chase the girls I still desired the skirt. I had never ever paid or slept with a prostitute and had cold feet trying that out due to my life long fear of aids, this seemed a plausible solution towards curing my konji so on a faithful night out with a buddy of mine we decided to patronise some ladies who ply their trade close to the hotel we went, after the normal bargain and agreement we left with three girls, apparently my buddy was ibadan brought up and shagging prostitutes was no big deal, so he settled for two with big boobs while I settled with one with a big ass. I arrived my home and all the while feeling weird on exactly how the show was supposed to start and end, I was so uncomfortable but hey junior was starving plus as a sexual deviant vaseline job never works. Anyway we settled in for the night only for the lady to tell me she was hungry, as jjc I prepared indomie and egg and once she had eaten to her fill and washed down with a pack of juice I saved in the fridge, she threw the first bomb shell. She exclaimed "oga I want to shit" I was shocked, well I pointed the toilet to her and inside she went, GOD of hosts, the sounds and smell that was emanating from that place almost gagged me, I wondered exactly why this lady came here to do this, well I maintained once I remembered this a paid service. Soon afterwards came the second bomb, she came out of the toilet naked and laid down on the bed and exclaimed "oga oya chook I wan sleep" I noticed she didn't have the decency to Bath afterwards cos asides the water on her bottom area which most likely was from tambering there was nothing else, all the erection that had plagued me sudden eluded me, the mighty fell and a look at it indicated it had no intention to arise for any triumphant entry to her Jerusalem. I also noticed a weird smell, and couldn't decipher whether it was the toilet or the lady. I told her to sleep that I will come around since I was on my ps3. I thought of my 7k which will likely go down the drain if I don't do anything, I thought of the new disease I will introduce to the world if I slept with this lady cos am sure for her aids must be children's play, I thought of the fact I allowed my buddy to decieve me into am endeavour I wasn't comfortable with, I decided to go to sleep very far away from her, though I woke regularly to ensure she wasn't robbing me or she hadn't turned into a coffin (thanks to nollywood). By morning, despite not doing anything she asked for her money, I paid amidst tears welling up in my eyes but once I remember the intention for paying her I cheered up, at least I have paid her to eat more nonsense so as to fill up the toilet of the next man and gross him out. We men don't menstruate, it's no surprise we have very low threshold to disgusting things. Well dat became the last of exploring such solutions as a cure to my konjinus

I dnt know the town you live in but sincerely when i did that, it was the creamy ones..the cream la cream you would on a normal day find difficult to stop on the road..that is where carrying an escort becomes fun..

U need to live in PH..BTW, 7K wouldnt afford something at the very high level for d night..not even a short time sef..chaii i bad before oh..

Dem no dey teach person bad thing, pls refrain from prostitutes...tnx

Eddygourdo:
Ogba iju ishaga axis. U?

Naahh, am in th East.

OGA I WAN POO....

Nsuto mkpo iyammi.

Neeson:


Naahh, am in th East.

I visit awka often though. Dats my best city. Pretty ladies everywhere

HopeAtHand:



I dnt know the town you live in but sincerely when i did that, it was the creamy ones..the cream la cream you would on a normal day find difficult to stop on the road..that is where carrying an escort becomes fun..

U need to live in PH..BTW, 7K wouldnt afford something at the very high level for d night..not even a short time sef..chaii i bad before oh..

Dem no dey teach person bad thing, pls refrain from prostitutes...tnx

really? Guess that must be the issue
I was a novice and very unfortunate to pick a pig. For knowledge how much do first class go. Something clean

We men don't menstruate, it's no surprise we have very low threshold to disgusting things...

...and the punchline ouch!!

Demigods:



Next time try lekhi runz girls not local ashi, maaaaan they are tight! Beautiful looking damsels nfact goddesses.

80k for a night with em lekki runz gurl

Eddygourdo:
really? Guess that must be the issue
I was a novice and very unfortunate to pick a pig. For knowledge how much do first class go. Something clean

Lolz..ure in Lag. Im in PH..rates differ.

sauceny:


80k for a night with em lekki runz gurl

jisos you must be joking

sauceny:


80k for a night with em lekki runz gurl

Ta, na model you they carry, its 7, 10 to 15k bruh it just depends if you know ur way around em'

Demigods:


Ta, na model you they carry, its 7, 10 to 15k bruh it just depends if you know ur way around em'

There are clubs in lekki were you get such gurls,there is one i know that drives a Mercedes Benz G-wagon

peeparty:
OGA I WAN POO....

Nsuto mkpo iyammi.

hahaha. da! e tire me sef!