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Hilarious! See The Real Definition Of ‘wahala’ (must Read) – Add Yours!! by entertainnaija: 8:38pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You go apologise tire. When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap. When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You must provide d proof ohh, or else…: When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry. When you update “salary things” on facebook and your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go travel go villa by force. When you’re in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat! cry When ur dad works at PHCN and they take light and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping – Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am. When u give beggar #1000 note instead of #50 – Generosity go change mind When soldier release you after serious beating, you come rush enter bike insult their Mama, Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be that “in Flektaman’s voice”. Keep it rolling… Drop your own definition of “Wahala”
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Re: Hilarious! See The Real Definition Of ‘wahala’ (must Read) – Add Yours!! by tripplephi: 8:49pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
WHEN NYSC POSTS YOU TO SAMBISA FOREST - na your bsc don bomb be dat When the girls you slept with on saturday begins to manifest in church on sunday and confess that any man she sleeps with dies - na Gobe when the girl you broke up badly with marries your boss 1 year later- Just resign bros lolz 1 Like |
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