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What Do I Tell My Mum? by martinlooter(m): 9:42pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
My mum joined facebook last week and this evening she started complaining to me, she said: "Tomiwa this facebook registration dey chop money oh" "mummy I no understand... how?" I asked. She sighed and said: "Since wey I tell Nimah your sister to register me for facebook, na so-so money I dey spend" I was confused, I didn't understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: "Oh ok,mummy na MB dey chop your money?". She raised eye brows and said: "ah tomiwa which one be MB na? I hope say I no go pay for that one again oh, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this evening again,your sister don talk say facebook say make I bring 5k for international facebook passport. Tomiwa I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?". Please what should I tell my mum right now?. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by IamLEGEND1: 9:45pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
tell her to bring 20k for customer service charges after they fix everything. |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by akwana: 10:00pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Tell her there is a charge that supersedes all other charges, its called Zuckerberg charge. And its one off! |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by mayorkyzo: 10:03pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Ya sister don turn your mama to face to face maga ![]() |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by Tundenoni(m): 10:21pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Thunder faya that your sister. She's so mean. She defrauded her mum. End time sister.... Go ask lasisi69 1 Like |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by madgoat(m): 10:30pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
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Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by jaymejate: 10:47pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Hell fire lies |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by NinaNigeria(f): 11:04pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Hehhehe tell her, her daughter is a 419 guy man |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by NinaNigeria(f): 11:04pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Hehhehe tell her, her daughter is a guy man |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Yeeparipa Yee! She should be in the EFCC 's net before it's too late abeg |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by AmiLaHoit(f): 11:58pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
This sounds more like a joke than reality |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by fexyrich(m): 12:10am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Tell her to bring 50k for international facebook friend request..Say she go they receive friend request from oyinbo people and even obama go become her friend for facebook..then make she bring 10k per month for facebook access renewal..with that na monthly alawee she go dey get.. ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by naijaboiy: 3:09am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Your mumsy no go school? ![]() |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by Nobody: 8:28am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Too many Nigeria movie is not good for young guy like you. The film is called "Jennifer" End time mother - daughter facebook |
Re: What Do I Tell My Mum? by martinlooter(m): 3:49pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
gassdon: I don't understand what you mean |
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