Fake Knife Gag


http://www.funnypracticaljokes.com/prepackaged-pranks/fake-knife-gag.php

I've had at least one fake knife for as long as I can remember. The knife that I've used for many years has a plain black handle and a plastic shiny blade that retracts into the handle when pressed against someone's body.  However, the fake knife is a great gag for acquaintances who don't really know you well or whom you have only met a few times.

When you attack your victim, it is important to only briefly allow them to see the knife, so they don't spot it as a fake. Just let them get a quick look and then deliver your strike. The great thing about this joke is the person immediately knows you didn't mean them any harm and they feel both relieved and idiotic for being duped so thoroughly.

How to Make Fake Blood


http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fake-Blood

omo yoruba:

@ tpiah Sarcastic responses like that are utterly irrelevant, and extremely off the point.

I'm discussing a grown and mature topic, which was a disturbing moment, you are busy replying with childish comments like knife play and fake blood.

A real 10 inch knife does not fold inwards, nor have retractable iron handles.

Real or fake blood does not dissapear into clothing, but rather stains it.

A stab wound does not heal, nor dissapear without medical attention,

This world is officially crazy, Thats my final conclusion!!!

tpiah:

Hallucinogenic agents can also explain quite a lot.

omo yoruba:

As a 23 year old living extremely comfortable in London, i couldn't believe what i experienced before my very eyes.

This horrific scene as definitely made me realise that this world is something else.

We are all familiar with all the voodoo that happens in Nigeria movies.

Read my story,

I live in the south east of London, and one day whilst at an ex friends house, he had some people over, and they started playing with knives.

To my surprise 2 of them began stabbing themselves, with a 10 inch kitchen knife. They were puncturing themselves in the heart, and in the chest, whilst also

deeply impaling the knife into their hands

To my horror, not a single drop of blood came out, I thought i was running mad, or they were simply fucking about.

Another instance 2 days after i happened to be on a bus, where a fight broke out. One of those boys previously in the house got

stabbed in the stomach, which left a lot of blood coming out.

You wouldnt believe that one of these guys got up, rubbed his stomach, and the blood and wounds dissapeared.

I know crazy shit happens in this world that we live in but can someone pls tell me how dis sort of thing can happen.

They say all in the name of protection and long life, Surely there must be a curse related to this, or some sort of sacrifice.

Im totally lost, and gobsmacked, as this is absolutely against the will of God!!

I have since seperated myself from that group,

Has anyone experienced or seen similar occurences, or does anyone have any information. I cant get that scene out of my mind,

omo yoruba:

As a 23 year old living extremely comfortable in London,  i couldn't believe what i experienced before my very eyes.

This horrific scene as definitely made me realise that this world is something else.

We are all familiar with all the voodoo that happens in Nigeria movies.

Read my story,

I live in the south east of London, and one day whilst at an ex friends house, he had some people over, and they started playing with knives.

To my surprise 2 of them began stabbing themselves, with a 10 inch kitchen knife. They were puncturing themselves in the heart, and in the chest, whilst also

deeply impaling the knife into their hands

To my horror, not a single drop of blood came out,  I thought i was running mad, or they were simply fucking about.

Another instance 2 days after i happened to be on a bus, where a fight broke out. One of those boys previously in the house got

stabbed in the stomach, which left a lot of blood coming out.

You wouldnt believe that one of these guys got up, rubbed his stomach, and the blood and wounds dissapeared.

I know crazy shit happens in this world that we live in but can someone pls tell me how dis sort of thing can happen.

They say all in the name of protection and long life, Surely there must be a curse related to this, or some sort of sacrifice.

Im totally lost, and gobsmacked, as this is absolutely against the will of God!!

I have since seperated myself from that group,

Has anyone experienced or seen similar occurences, or does anyone have any information.  I cant get that scene out of my mind,

kiwi992:

Hi All,


I do believe what Omo Yoruba is telling us.

Personally, I can't see as to why he would come here to lie to people. You know what I mean? It just wouldn't make any sense, would it? I believe the guy. Strange things can and indeed, do happen. He saw it with his own eyes, hence he's merely narrating it.

Please, fellow-Nigerians, do NOT call someone a liar even if you don't believe the one's story. Not everyone out there lies. I really find it most offensive when people do that in this Forum.

If you are sceptical about the story, then, simply say that it is very hard to believe it, but that it doesn't mean you're implying that the one is lying.



kiwi992.