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Prison Break by teissys(f): 11:03am On May 25, 2009 |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" And the husband was like |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 11:08am On May 25, 2009 |
Re: Prison Break by sylve11: 11:22am On May 25, 2009 |
@poster nice one! |
Re: Prison Break by teissys(f): 11:24am On May 25, 2009 |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 11:27am On May 25, 2009 |
ur teeth big oooo |
Re: Prison Break by sylve11: 11:31am On May 25, 2009 |
19 in each set |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 11:52am On May 25, 2009 |
na wah oooo |
Re: Prison Break by teissys(f): 12:34pm On May 25, 2009 |
Lolabbey: sylve11: I go wound persin o |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 12:40pm On May 25, 2009 |
abeg no go land ursef for jail oooo |
Re: Prison Break by donsponky(m): 12:57pm On May 25, 2009 |
make i clear my throat for my comment |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 12:59pm On May 25, 2009 |
aboki malla |
Re: Prison Break by teissys(f): 1:07pm On May 25, 2009 |
Lolest |
Re: Prison Break by sylve11: 1:11pm On May 25, 2009 |
kai |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 1:12pm On May 25, 2009 |
kick agains indiscipline |
Re: Prison Break by tytylayor: 1:15pm On May 25, 2009 |
gud jab teissys |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 1:20pm On May 25, 2009 |
thnak u deary |
Re: Prison Break by romsky: 1:22pm On May 25, 2009 |
our pleasure |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 1:25pm On May 25, 2009 |
romade -d chain smoker |
Re: Prison Break by teissys(f): 1:28pm On May 25, 2009 |
tytylayor: Tyty, thank you. It is the training you, Romade and aunty Lolla gave me |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 1:34pm On May 25, 2009 |
teissy baby |
Re: Prison Break by tytylayor: 1:35pm On May 25, 2009 |
romade d prison breaker @teissys gud of u, omo daada |
Re: Prison Break by Lolabbey: 1:40pm On May 25, 2009 |
romade the blind man |
Re: Prison Break by teissys(f): 1:41pm On May 25, 2009 |
Lolabbey: Yes aunty. . ? Romade z a prison-breaker? He had better be as smart as Michael Scofield o. |
Re: Prison Break by donsponky(m): 2:18pm On May 25, 2009 |
see ona face like facebook |
Re: Prison Break by v3: 2:21pm On May 25, 2009 |
@teisy, Thine mind is playing tricks on thee, Sick joke |
Re: Prison Break by romsky: 2:24pm On May 25, 2009 |
ow many talents i come get so? |
Re: Prison Break by v3: 2:26pm On May 25, 2009 |
@romade, How u doing lollipop? |
Re: Prison Break by romsky: 2:29pm On May 25, 2009 |
great, ow ya syd? |
Re: Prison Break by donsponky(m): 2:31pm On May 25, 2009 |
romade don drink oh |
Re: Prison Break by romsky: 2:33pm On May 25, 2009 |
not dat tipsy though |
Re: Prison Break by v3: 2:35pm On May 25, 2009 |
my syde dey tyte, Lost an uncle, had to go make plans for his burial in d villa, came back, work, emails, n ALL!!!! Have u seen Abbygal, ? Dang, i sorta miss her already |
Re: Prison Break by PeeJee(m): 2:37pm On May 25, 2009 |
v3nom4eva::-XASHAWOOOOOOOOOO @ poster u are the boom I like the joke can't help but laffing here |
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