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The Parrot joke nd some funny pics by referandum(m): 2:13pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
A woman walked into a pet shop looking for a parrot to buy. The shopkeeper showed her a beautiful African Red parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful one, and it's cheap, just 2,000 Naira." . "Why is it so cheap?" asked the woman. . "Well", replied the Shopkeeper, "It used to live in a brothel (a house for prostitutes) and as a result, its language is bad." . "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot." . So, she bought the parrot and took it home. Once safely in its new home, the parrot looked around and shouts at the woman. "What the F**k?! A new brothel and a new chair lady." . "I'm not a chair lady and this is not a brothel!" Scolded the woman, trying not to laugh. . A little while later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrived home. "Unfucking-believable! A new brothel, a new chair lady, and now two new prostitutes." said the parrot when he saw the daughters. . "Mummy, tell your parrot to shut up, we are not prostitutes." complained the girls. . But they all saw the funny side and had a laugh at their new pet. . A short while later, the husband came home. The parrot screamed, "What the Bleep?! A new brothel, a new chair lady, two new prostitutes, but the same old customer! How you doing Michael?'' 1 Like
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