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Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders Said by heykims(m): 7:51am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Jesus was drunk when he promised his second coming - Catholic leaders A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) officially announced that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news. Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.” Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly” The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments. “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.” The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming. http://mzansidaily.co.za/jesus-is-not-coming-back/ |
Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders Said by Young03(m): 7:53am On Nov 30, 2015 |
ok |
Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders Said by divinehand2003(m): 8:04am On Nov 30, 2015 |
An Islamic cleric in the priestly robes living in the Vatican. Lol |
Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders Said by boboLIL(m): 8:04am On Nov 30, 2015 |
End time. Leaders |
Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders Said by trapQ: 11:57am On Nov 30, 2015 |
The Antichrist has spoken. |
Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders Said by Nobody: 7:47am On Mar 14, 2016 |
divinehand2003: Your reference to Islam is unnecessary and baseless. Doesn't Islam also believe that Jesus is coming back? 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders Said by Ubenedictus(m): 12:45pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
the news is satire it didnt come from the vatican. |
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