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New Improved Dictionary by david10ng(m): 5:54pm On Oct 18, 2006 |
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. Divorce: Future tense of marriage Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either” Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. |
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