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9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by decasmir: 7:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
We don’t want you to get caught with your pants down. Well, we do, but we just want you to be prepared when he takes his pants down. Be forewarned, if you’re single for long enough, you’re likely to meet the following joysticks…

1. The shape-shifter. This penis might illicit major confusion in the getting-to-know stage. You’ll feel it hard and think, OK. Cool. We’re not dealing with a micropeen situation, and then you’ll see the thing flaccid and you’ll be like, Oh wait, maybe we are. As many of us know, some guys are growers and some guys are showers, this guy is on the extreme end of grower spectrum, which is an incredible phenomenon, but ultimately, no big deal unless he has trouble getting or staying hard.

2. The crooked and/or leaning dick. When you first see this Leaning Tower of Penis, you may find yourself cocking (heh) your head in the same direction, unsure of how things are going to work. And thankfully things will work, just fine too, but certain angles will feel better than others. Sex with a crooked or leaning dick sometimes feels a little unbalanced, like when you’re holding too many heavy bags of groceries in one hand. But it can also be great, as you discover angles and positions that allow his crooked member to hit spots other dicks could only dream of reaching. Yes, a crooked dick is a dick worth getting to know before you judge
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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2015
U said 9 types
Where r d remaining 7 angry

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by obiorathesubtle: 8:02pm On Dec 01, 2015
Hey

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nature8(m): 8:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
Greekgoddess:
U said 9 types
Where r d remaining 7 angry

Lol.. Wetin you wan use the remaining 7 do?
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by mizquote(f): 8:07pm On Dec 01, 2015
ok.
pls update with pics.

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Baddo101(m): 8:07pm On Dec 01, 2015
Lubbishhhhhhhhhhh....
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by MISSNORA(f): 8:08pm On Dec 01, 2015
ET
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 8:14pm On Dec 01, 2015
Nature8:



Lol.. Wetin you wan use the remaining 7 do?
Wetin i won use d remaining 7 do no concern u
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Rapoo(m): 8:19pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
ok. pls update with pics.
ur boyfriends own u dey see never do u?

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Jayjay0(m): 8:19pm On Dec 01, 2015
cry cry
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by mizquote(f): 8:22pm On Dec 01, 2015
Rapoo:

ur boyfriends own u dey see never do u?

yeah

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Rapoo(m): 8:28pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:


yeah
badt gal. U must be very greedy in bed to the extent dat 3 big d!ck wont be okay for you during sex.

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by rawpadgin(m): 8:56pm On Dec 01, 2015
end time tread
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 01, 2015
Op post pixcheesy

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 01, 2015
rawpadgin:
end time tread
cheesy
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 8:59pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
ok. pls update with pics.
wf pls...join...wwooww u r so serious indeed
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 9:00pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
ok. pls update with pics.
wf pls...join...wwooww...serious student & hunger 4 dick.
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 9:09pm On Dec 01, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Op post pixcheesy
diz ladies,wr jst been crazy 4 dick...soh wat ur flavour?
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by frostland(m): 9:32pm On Dec 01, 2015
very soon ladies go da use pictures of different size and shape of dick take decorate der room
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 9:35pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
ok.
pls update with pics.

Joystick is dangerous & kills.

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by mandonnels(m): 10:07pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
ok. pls update with pics.
hmmm i hail u o. always in dis kinda threads
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Nobody: 10:11pm On Dec 01, 2015
Im a grower:-(
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Eldorado01(m): 11:03pm On Dec 01, 2015
[size=20pt]mine is a huge curve 7......



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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by DopeBoiRapy(m): 11:04pm On Dec 01, 2015
c as ladies dey demand for d!ck, like they need d!ck in dia lives.....op better use on shaft as an example.

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by DopeBoiRapy(m): 11:04pm On Dec 01, 2015
c as ladies dey demand for d!ck, like they need d!ck in dia lives.....op better use ur own shaft as an example.
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by DopeBoiRapy(m): 11:24pm On Dec 01, 2015
ladies pick a shaft dat u wuld luv to ride

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by timmycris(m): 11:32pm On Dec 01, 2015
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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by Adasun(m): 11:47pm On Dec 01, 2015
DopeBoiRapy:
ladies pick a shaft dat u wuld luv to ride
WTFshocked

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by oluwafreshkid(m): 5:40am On Dec 02, 2015
grin

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by miqos02(m): 5:54am On Dec 02, 2015
op nawa oh
Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by zealot4me(f): 6:31am On Dec 02, 2015
picture of the crooked and leaning pls... smiley

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Re: 9 Types And Shapes Of Penis You Must Know by DopeBoiRapy(m): 7:00am On Dec 02, 2015
zealot4me:
picture of the crooked and leaning pls... smiley
pick one

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