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Funny Things Women Say to Men by BrianRoss: 6:35am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Time In relationships What a woman says and what a man hears are not always in tune with each other. Conversely, what a woman says and what she means may also be at odds. For example: Five minutes When a woman says five minutes, time is relative. The man who is waiting may experience five minutes as twenty minutes and adjust his expectations accordingly. Five minutes is not elastic when she is the one waiting. In a little while This is a vague measurement of time and a woman typically means that a "little while" equals to an undetermined time frame less than 59 minutes. Soon Most women use 'soon' loosely in terms of when dinner will be ready, when they will be home or when they will be done shopping - expect a window of one to three hours. Today If she is referring to herself, it means she has until tomorrow. If she is talking about you, she means right now. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Women Say to Men by BrianRoss: 9:56am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Relationship Some word choices are warning signs and others include unsaid phrases that hang out unspoken between a couple, so men should pay particular attention to: It doesn't feel like we talk anymore This translates to, "I am feeling neglected and I would like you to remind me of how important I am to you." why don't we cuddle anymore In other words, "Can we cuddle now? I want to feel safe and secure with you." why can't we ever go out just the two of us She really means, "I don't want to go with your friends/family/co-workers. I just want it to be you and I." whatever you want to do honey She's really thinking, "But choose my suggestions please, so that I can enjoy myself too." 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Women Say to Men by BrianRoss: 10:07am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Argumentative Words. Among the funny things women say to men are words of war that wave a red flag at the bull in the relationship. These words are often spit out in the heat of anger or exhaled in a long sigh of frustration. The hardest part about these words is that they can annoy a man before he has a chance to really dissect their meanings. Never mind Whenever that word is used in a discussion about relationships, it indicates frustration. She doesn't want you to nevermind. In fact, she wants you to do the exact opposite, but she feels you are not seeing her viewpoint. that's okey This is usually said in response to an apology you are making to a woman. She doesn't really mean it is okay. She just means she doesn't want to talk about it right now or she feels petty because she's still angry about it no matter how sincere you sound. whatever Dangerous word that is as dismissive as it is combative. Women use this when they want your argument to go away. don't worry, i got it This is another warning phrase and depending on her tone may mean you need to bring flowers and apology because you probably forgot something. nothing Remember gentlemen, nothing usually means she does not want to discuss it right now or she really wants you to figure it out on your own. 1 Like 1 Share |
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