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Advice Seriously Needed by ybalogs(m): 6:54am On Dec 02, 2015 |
I met this girl in a feeling station. She actually came looking for a job as an attendant. She claimed to be the one responsible for the upkeep of herself and her younger sibling, so she's desperately in need of a job. The problem is she's doing a Per Time programme in a polytechnic and she'd want to go school steadily. This didn't go down well with the manager but as the saying goes in Yoruba "oju lo n roju saanu", I helped her plead with the manager and she was allowed on the condition that she'll always report for work daily. To cut the long story short, she didn't live up to her promises and was eventually laid off. But before then she skillfully collected my number and that's where I'm really going on this story. I got her "waddup" some days ago (I got to know she's the one from her DP) and we started chatting. Very harmless chat from the beginning ooo until yesterday(December 1). The chat goes thus: Her:Hullo Handsome Me:Howdy beautiful Her :stop deceiving me jooor,I know I'm not beautiful. Me:who is deceiving you? I'm sure you just want me to say it again abi Her:Nooni Me:What's nooni? Her:ok oooo Me:aii, so how's school? Her:abeg leave school alone jooor. Me:why? Her:awon gfs yin nko(how are your gfs) Me:see oooo, is that the reply to my question? Her:let's play three questions and you'd have to tell me the truth and I'd also do same here. Me:ok Her: oya start Me:you start nah as nah you know what three questions is all about. Her:just ask any questions Me:just start Her:ok ooo, when was the last time you had sex? Me:which kain question be that? Her:you've got to answer because you agreed and that's your first question. My answer is the type of question I'm interested in. Me:see oooo, Her :just answer or I just got to know you're not a man of your word. Me:Chai, OK, October. Her: What do you enjoy most in a lady before/during sex? Me: What are you driving at? Her: that's your second question, I'm just trying to know you more. Me:Hahaha, lwkmd. Know me more or know more about my sex life? Her:anything you say. Me: okiez, let's just forget the three questions. Keep asking Her:nope, your question is over and I got one question to go. Me: ojoro of the highest order but I concur. Ask on Her:What do you like about me? Me: hahaha , I can't remember ever saying that oooo Her: ehen, so you're saying you don't like me abi Me: sorry bae, your 3 questions is over. Her:aaargh, let's just keep chatting then. Me:that's what we're doing abi nah sexting we been dey do ni Her:ok, is that what you want? Me:Mehn, you're too blunt. Gosh Her:like you don't like it Me:jeez, you're really something Her:hmmm, the truth is I sort of really like you. I don't want to use love cos I don't really know you but the truth |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 6:57am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Eh hen.... |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Khd95(m): 7:05am On Dec 02, 2015 |
End time chat.
Op,she was wants to get laid d second time,after she was laid off at work. Shine ur eye |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 7:51am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Somebody is about to be friendzoned |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by obiorathesubtle: 8:21am On Dec 02, 2015 |
If you no fÙck this girl. You be fool! 3 Likes |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by tomzee2(f): 8:28am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Ucheosefoh(m): 8:30am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Tell her you are a virgin and mean it |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 8:46am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 9:43am On Dec 02, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle: |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 9:47am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by obiorathesubtle: 9:49am On Dec 02, 2015 |
IamBae:hello, it's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet. |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 9:52am On Dec 02, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Meet and go over what? |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by MzPecs(f): 9:59am On Dec 02, 2015 |
sapiosexual1:Very classless girl. 1 Like |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by MzPecs(f): 10:00am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Op, I think she wants you! |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by firstking01(m): 10:06am On Dec 02, 2015 |
KashyBaby:dis one is already salivating...endtime gals everywhere. |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 10:20am On Dec 02, 2015 |
so what happened next ? or you need advice as regards to that.. |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by obiorathesubtle: 10:54am On Dec 02, 2015 |
IamBae:to go over everything na. They say time's supposed to heal, but ah aint done much healing. |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Mhizkel(f): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Op, what exactly do you need advice on? |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by ybalogs(m): 12:07pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Mhizkel:Still on it maam |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by austine4real(m): 12:19pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Gimme her contact i knw wot she wnts |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 5:24pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:I dunno the lyrics o |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by obiorathesubtle: 5:34pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Re: Advice Seriously Needed by Nobody: 10:05pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Waah? |
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