1 when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You go apologise tire.

2 When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

3 When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You must provide d proof ohh, or else…:

4 When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry.

5 When you update “salary things” on facebook and your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go travel go villa by force.

6 When you’re in a bus and you throw away#500 note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat! cry

7 When ur dad works at PHCN and they takelight and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

8 When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey sing "This world is not my own" – Better make u alight sharply

9 when you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar

10 When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.When u give beggar #1000 note instead of#50 – Generosity go change mind

11 When soldier release you after serious beating, you come rush enter bike insult their Mama, Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be that “

Keep it rolling… Drop your own definition of “Wahala”

Wahala

Is when you enter one chance bus planning to runaway wen u reach ur destination cox u no gt kobo.

Wen u are writing ur final paper in uni n invigilator catch u.tel u say u most chop d paper not knowing na bulk textbook or else u go seat wit senate

Wen NYSC posted to u to Maiduguri ppa local govt wey be say Sambisa forest dey


Wen u are deeply in love wit runz beb n she doesn't feel desame way

Can't stop laughing @NO 11

8 When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey sing "This world is not my own" – this cracked me up

when ur mother in law to be knows ur Nairaland monicker.

mizquote:
when ur mother in law to be knows ur Nairaland monicker.

That inlaw must have been a "NL MOD"