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The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 9:37pm On May 28, 2009 |
Two deaf people got married, during their first week of living 2gether, they found it difficult to communicate in the bedroom especially wen they turn off the lights. After several nights of fumbling and misunderstandings, the wife decides they need a solution. '' honey" she signs'' we need some simple signals in the bedroom, if you want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my left breast once, and if u don't want to have sex squeeze it twice ''. ''great idea'', the husband signs back .And if you want 2 have sex, pull my dick once; if u don't want 2 have sex pull it 150 times ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by ashaby(f): 10:36pm On May 28, 2009 |
Is this a joke or something? |
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 10:53pm On May 28, 2009 |
it'''''''''''''s something! duhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: The Language Of Luv by Ben13: 9:45am On May 29, 2009 |
Lol. that was great, patkelly ![]() I would prefer she doesn't want sex all day ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by romsky: 9:47am On May 29, 2009 |
u wan spoil finish b4 confession |
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:27pm On May 29, 2009 |
:d ;d ;d |
Re: The Language Of Luv by donsponky(m): 4:56pm On May 29, 2009 |
that joke tit die ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by mykali(m): 5:14pm On May 29, 2009 |
can somebody teach me how to laugh? ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by donsponky(m): 5:29pm On May 29, 2009 |
mykali:yes, just put your but hands on top of your head and sit down on the floor, take a deep and laff as ifyou have no sence ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by mykali(m): 5:38pm On May 29, 2009 |
i need help. ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by donsponky(m): 5:46pm On May 29, 2009 |
why? ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 10:18pm On May 29, 2009 |
Ben20001:ha ha ha ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by D1KeleVra(m): 10:44pm On May 29, 2009 |
ashaby: you clearly aren't open to jokes ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by lildeviloveu(f): 9:46am On May 30, 2009 |
Nice joke |
Re: The Language Of Luv by lordmassac(m): 1:06pm On May 30, 2009 |
the something go cut naa ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by Ben13: 1:12pm On May 30, 2009 |
patkelly, by the time she does it for 150times, she will definitely be in the mood. ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:04pm On May 30, 2009 |
u don't get this joke do u? the guy 2 get sense; what he means is as d wifey no wan do,by the time she pull d guy instrument 150times, wetin remain again, the guy 4 don release now ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 4:10pm On May 30, 2009 |
patkelly: Ben she dey ask u question, oya close tits and come up wiff the answer jare ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 4:34pm On May 30, 2009 |
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Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:36pm On May 30, 2009 |
studio abeg help me explain give am say if blisieng pull d guy thing <AS IN SLOW MOTION PULLING> 150 TIMES whether the guy PIPE no GO BURST ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 4:41pm On May 30, 2009 |
Erm sorry pat, whats the name of that 'THING' u are talking about cuz i nor understand ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:58pm On May 30, 2009 |
sweetheart; just comot watever pants u've got on; check wetin dey in btw ur legs na d thing be dat or betterstill if u no see am u fit block me 4 backyard make i show u ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:00pm On May 30, 2009 |
patkelly you have broken my heart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On May 30, 2009 |
hahahahaha, danni, u are too young to understand ![]() ![]() patkelly, i'm interested ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by switD: 5:10pm On May 30, 2009 |
I don catch you stodio . So na like this abi , I go tell am |
Re: The Language Of Luv by switD: 5:11pm On May 30, 2009 |
Sry , Studio |
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 5:11pm On May 30, 2009 |
hahah |
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:12pm On May 30, 2009 |
the guy dun miss reply pata pata |
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 5:14pm On May 30, 2009 |
dani1luv:i cud'nt be bothered,[quote author=Studio CFR link=topic=277612.msg3950787#msg3950787 date=124369932 patkelly [/quote especially after bumping in 2 catch dat ashaby girl pulling ur thing 250 TIMES ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:16pm On May 30, 2009 |
patkelly: haha . . its nt your fault |
Re: The Language Of Luv by switD: 5:16pm On May 30, 2009 |
Thank God , Dani self see am So na me and you (Dani) go do the Job oo |
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:19pm On May 30, 2009 |
Is that your Final Answer |
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