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The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 9:37pm On May 28, 2009
Two deaf people got married, during their first week of living 2gether, they found it difficult to communicate in the bedroom especially wen they
turn off the lights. After several nights of fumbling and misunderstandings, the wife decides they need a solution.
'' honey" she signs'' we need some simple signals in the bedroom, if you want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my left breast

once, and if u don't want to have sex squeeze it twice ''.
''great idea'', the husband signs back .And if you want 2 have sex, pull my dick once; if u don't want 2 have sex pull it 150 times grin cheesy
Re: The Language Of Luv by ashaby(f): 10:36pm On May 28, 2009
Is this a joke or something?
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 10:53pm On May 28, 2009
it'''''''''''''s something! duhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: The Language Of Luv by Ben13: 9:45am On May 29, 2009
Lol. that was great, patkelly grin
I would prefer she doesn't want sex all day cheesy
Re: The Language Of Luv by romsky: 9:47am On May 29, 2009
u wan spoil finish b4 confession
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:27pm On May 29, 2009
:d ;d ;d
Re: The Language Of Luv by donsponky(m): 4:56pm On May 29, 2009
that joke tit die cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: The Language Of Luv by mykali(m): 5:14pm On May 29, 2009
can somebody teach me how to laugh? sad
Re: The Language Of Luv by donsponky(m): 5:29pm On May 29, 2009
mykali:

can somebody teach me how to laugh? sad
yes, just put your but hands on top of your head and sit down on the floor, take a deep and laff as ifyou have no sence grin grin
Re: The Language Of Luv by mykali(m): 5:38pm On May 29, 2009
i need help. sad
Re: The Language Of Luv by donsponky(m): 5:46pm On May 29, 2009
why? tongue
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 10:18pm On May 29, 2009
Ben20001:

Lol. that was great, patkelly grin
I would prefer she doesn't want sex all day cheesy
ha ha ha cheesy grin na u go tire!!!
Re: The Language Of Luv by D1KeleVra(m): 10:44pm On May 29, 2009
ashaby:

Is this a joke or something?

you clearly aren't open to jokes tongue
Re: The Language Of Luv by lildeviloveu(f): 9:46am On May 30, 2009
Nice joke
Re: The Language Of Luv by lordmassac(m): 1:06pm On May 30, 2009
the something go cut naa shocked shocked
Re: The Language Of Luv by Ben13: 1:12pm On May 30, 2009
patkelly, by the time she does it for 150times, she will definitely be in the mood. wink
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:04pm On May 30, 2009
u don't get this joke do u? the guy 2 get sense; what he means is as d wifey no wan do,by
the time she pull d guy instrument 150times, wetin remain again, the guy 4 don release now grin grin cheesy
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 4:10pm On May 30, 2009
patkelly:



u don't get this joke do u?

Ben she dey ask u question, oya close tits and come up wiff the answer jare grin
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 4:34pm On May 30, 2009
lipsrsealed why
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:36pm On May 30, 2009
studio abeg help me explain give am say if blisieng pull d guy thing <AS IN SLOW MOTION PULLING> 150 TIMES whether the guy
PIPE no GO BURSTgrin grin tongue tongue
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 4:41pm On May 30, 2009
Erm sorry pat,

whats the name of that 'THING' u are talking about cuz i nor understand kiss kiss
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 4:58pm On May 30, 2009
sweetheart; just comot watever pants u've got on; check wetin dey in btw ur legs na d thing be dat
or betterstill if u no see am u fit block me 4 backyard make i show u tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:00pm On May 30, 2009
patkelly
you have broken my heart embarassed
embarassed sad sad angry angry angry
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On May 30, 2009
hahahahaha,
danni, u are too young to understand grin cheesy





patkelly,

i'm interested grin errm, why not follow me to my bedroom embarassed
Re: The Language Of Luv by switD: 5:10pm On May 30, 2009
I don catch you stodio . So na like this abi , I go tell am
Re: The Language Of Luv by switD: 5:11pm On May 30, 2009
Sry , Studio
Re: The Language Of Luv by StudioCFR(m): 5:11pm On May 30, 2009
hahah
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:12pm On May 30, 2009
the guy dun miss reply pata pata
Re: The Language Of Luv by patkelly(f): 5:14pm On May 30, 2009
dani1luv:

patkelly
you have broken my heart embarassed
embarassed sad sad angry angry angry
i cud'nt be bothered,[quote author=Studio CFR link=topic=277612.msg3950787#msg3950787 date=124369932                                                                                                                                      





patkelly
[/quote especially after bumping in 2 catch dat ashaby girl pulling ur thing 250 TIMES cheesy cheesy grin
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:16pm On May 30, 2009
patkelly:

i cud'nt be bothered,

[quote author=Studio CFR link=topic=277612.msg3950787#msg3950787 date=124369932





patkelly
[/quote especially after bumping in 2 catch dat ashaby girl pulling ur thing 250 TIMES cheesy cheesy grin

haha . . its nt your fault
Re: The Language Of Luv by switD: 5:16pm On May 30, 2009
Thank God , Dani self see am

So na me and you (Dani) go do the Job oo
Re: The Language Of Luv by dani1luv: 5:19pm On May 30, 2009
Is that your Final Answer

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