The honourable patrickish peepz on nairaland should please pardon my english

So I can be very hot tempered whenever I feel cheated on but that temper drastically reduced during my 200 level days as I can recall a very bad day I had with cultist.......

I didn't fight a cultist though, what actually happened started as a little quarrel in my hostel to a big fight with a 500lvl student (kc) which if I could go back in time would have listened to those who were willing to settle the little argument until my hot temper scattered everything..... we fought until we were separated and I was feeling myself for being the one able to stand up to him cause he has always been acting like the idiamin" of the hostel, I didn't regret being the "jack bauer" until that night around 7:30 when I was at the hostel gate then a very huge nigga with the perfect description of a goon approached and asked me "guy who be lanre 4 this hostel?" I knew perfectly well I was the lanre they were looking for but fortunately for me we had two lanres in the hostel so I directed him to the other lanre (cypher) he went inside and I ran away, (as I was told) he knocked at cypher's door and as soon as cypher opened he received 3 super hot slaps followed with the accusation "na u dey do anyhow abi, kc na ur mate?" as soon as cypher had kc he knew there was a mistake so he answered angrily "oga I swear no be my own lanre I fit carry u go wer Im dey now" he started asking people about my whereabout before a girl told him she last saw me running away..... now I'm in big trouble, the goon begged cypher and asked him to let him know whenever I came back to the hostel, they probably exchanged contacts.... I came back to the hostel the third day thinking everything had died down, i was about to take my bath in the night before I go to sleep when these 3 guys came in and bundled me on bike and off we went, my hostel mates couldn't do anything other than chant "they don carry lanre go" here and there.... we stopped at a bush just as I expected then two of them whispered to themselves and the next thing I was ordered to move further inside the thick bush, by then all I had in mind was that I was going to be killed I didn't know how it happened but I was already shedding tears "wetin make we use u do now?" one of them asked, I didn't say a word, I received two hot slaps one of them removed an axe from his side bag and said "u fit chop one for head" then I started begging for my life about 5 more came and I received approximately two hot slaps from them each, I was with them for over an hour were they forced me to smoke and drink with them before one of them suggested I go and buy liquors and drug for them if I want to go, I was about going to buy everything when one of them called me back and collected my wallet, took my roommates money (2000 naira) and ask me to forget I was here and never ever look kc in the face again..... I went back to the hostel silently, ignored series of stupid questions from my mates "were dem carry u go?" "na kc call dem?" "shey dem no beat u sha" and so on.... I headed straight for my room where I vowed not to fight just anybody again in my life.

and I'm still looking for an anger management therapist.

Ok you were lucky. They never meant to harm you.

Small boys, no go gree hear something; una go dey find who to fight; when u never see anything 4 life...

Thank God. U live to tell the story...

"U are more respected when u are Calm, calculative and someone of Few Words"...

From experience

Hmmmm.let me google cultism

Whatever "sorry" can't solve can be resolved with a "good bye"

hahn:
Whatever "sorry" can't solve can be resolved with a "good bye"

yea, I learnt that

Raymondenyi:
Small boys, no go gree hear something; una go dey find who to fight; when u never see anything 4 life...

Thank God. U live to tell the story...

"U are more respected when u are Calm, calculative and someone of Few Words"...

From experience

noted

akwana:
Ok you were lucky. They never meant to harm you.

thought so

vault:
...

and I'm still looking for an anger management therapist.

Really@ bolded?!!!

Go meet those KC guys again. Tell them you came for the second and final dose of the treatment?

seemples:


Really@ bolded?!!!

Go meet those KC guys again. Tell them you came for the second and final dose of the treatment?

wow, shows how much you love me......lolz

vault:
The honourable patrickish peepz on nairaland should please pardon my english

So I can be very hot tempered whenever I feel cheated on but that temper drastically reduced during my 200 level days as I can recall a very bad day I had with cultist.......

I didn't fight a cultist though, what actually happened started as a little quarrel in my hostel to a big fight with a 500lvl student (kc) which if I could go back in time would have listened to those who were willing to settle the little argument until my hot temper scattered everything..... we fought until we were separated and I was feeling myself for being the one able to stand up to him cause he has always been acting like the idiamin" of the hostel, I didn't regret being the "jack bauer" until that night around 7:30 when I was at the hostel gate then a very huge nigga with the perfect description of a goon approached and asked me "guy who be lanre 4 this hostel?" I knew perfectly well I was the lanre they were looking for but fortunately for me we had two lanres in the hostel so I directed him to the other lanre (cypher) he went inside and I ran away, (as I was told) he knocked at cypher's door and as soon as cypher opened he received 3 super hot slaps followed with the accusation "na u dey do anyhow abi, kc na ur mate?" as soon as cypher had kc he knew there was a mistake so he answered angrily "oga I swear no be my own lanre I fit carry u go wer Im dey now" he started asking people about my whereabout before a girl told him she last saw me running away..... now I'm in big trouble, the goon begged cypher and asked him to let him know whenever I came back to the hostel, they probably exchanged contacts.... I came back to the hostel the third day thinking everything had died down, i was about to take my bath in the night before I go to sleep when these 3 guys came in and bundled me on bike and off we went, my hostel mates couldn't do anything other than chant "they don carry lanre go" here and there.... we stopped at a bush just as I expected then two of them whispered to themselves and the next thing I was ordered to move further inside the thick bush, by then all I had in mind was that I was going to be killed I didn't know how it happened but I was already shedding tears "wetin make we use u do now?" one of them asked, I didn't say a word, I received two hot slaps one of them removed an axe from his side bag and said "u fit chop one for head" then I started begging for my life about 5 more came and I received approximately two hot slaps from them each, I was with them for over an hour were they forced me to smoke and drink with them before one of them suggested I go and buy liquors and drug for them if I want to go, I was about going to buy everything when one of them called me back and collected my wallet, took my roommates money (2000 naira) and ask me to forget I was here and never ever look kc in the face again..... I went back to the hostel silently, ignored series of stupid questions from my mates "were dem carry u go?" "na kc call dem?" "shey dem no beat u sha" and so on.... I headed straight for my room where I vowed not to fight just anybody again in my life.

and I'm still looking for an anger management therapist.

LMFAOOOOO!!!