1.You have joined bad gang. (Used when your
behavior just defies all understanding)
"Why are flying your shirt like an agbero? So you have
have joined bad gang?"


2. Am I your mate? (Used when they are saying one
thing & you are saying two things)
"So I'm talking & you too are talking, abi? Am I your
mate?"


3. You've grown wings. (Used when you try to form
adult in front of them) "Ah! So, you've grown wings?"


4. Before I open my eyes. (Used when they want to
give you adequate time to escape before they kill you)
"My friend, you better get out from here before I open
my eyes"


5. Let me keep it for you. (Used when they want your money. You'll most like never see it again)
"Aunty said she gave you money, bring it let me keep
it for you"


6. If you like. (It actually means *if you want to die)
"If you like, don't come home by 6pm"


7. I didn't kill my parents, you will not kill me. (Used when they're reaching the peak of their stress level)
"I didn't kill my parents, you will not me. It's me that'll
kill you first"


8. ...there's rice in the fridge. (Used whenever you
bring up eating outside)
Kid: Mummy, can we branch Mr. Biggs? Mum: Why? When there's rice in the fridge?


9. When I was your age. (Used when they're about to
exaggerate)
"When I was your age, I used to walk past 4 villages
just to get to school"


10. Let us clean the house. (Used when they want You to clean the house)
Mum: Let Us clean the house. *sits down & crosses
legs.


11. We will soon leave. (Used when you'll be there for
at least another hour)
"Oya get ready. We will soon leave."

12. Oya come & beat me. (Used when you make the
fatal error of talking back at them or worse dodge a
slap)
"Oh? You're now a man abi? Oya come & beat me"


13. See your life. (Used when they want you to reflect
on your own stupidity) "So, this is the result you brought home. See your life?
When all you know is to be pressing phone"


14. Can't they come to your own house? (Used when
you wanna go visit a friend)
"Every time Ifeoma's house, Cynthia's house. Can't
they come to your own house? Or you want them to think you don't have a house?"

15. Have you seen me this morning? (Used when you
don't greet them quick enough)
"So, you cannot greet abi? Have you seen me this
morning?"


Feel free to add yours

Notin sweet pass parents wey sabi watsup..... My mum na bae

whatever u are doing to me now, ur children will do same to u

lol,

~if i hear pim from u, u will hear wiiie

~everything am doing is for ur own good

~if u like dnt read it will reflect on ur result!

Very true

Nice one op

This phone u are always pressing will kill u one day

rawpadgin:

whatever u are doing to me now, ur children will do same to u

How did I omit this one?


But since all african parents always saay this and our parents always say this whenever we suffer them,it implies that they also suffered their parents too

I heard this a million times

rawpadgin:

whatever u are doing to me now, ur children will do same to u

When you come home late, this phrase "go back to where yur coming from" or "go back and sleep where yur coming from"

STFUareyouGod:
I heard this a million times


When you come home late, this phrase "go back to where yur coming from" or "go back and sleep where yur coming from"

wen u are being too stubborn, mama will be like "u don chop witch""

holyFRED:

How did I omit this one?


But since all african parents always saay this and our parents always say this whenever we suffer them,it implies that they also suffered their parents too

exactly
a little girl was giving her mother a lot of trouble
one day the mother said to her " please behave urself, dont u know that wenever u misbehave i get another grey hair on my head"

& the little girl replied " really? then u too must have been a stubborn girl wen u a kid, just look @ all the grey grey hair grandma has".

JimTiger4:
This phone u are always pressing will kill u one day

this one is for the indomie generation kids

wen we were under parental care we never had fones

rawpadgin:
exactly
a little girl was giving her mother a lot of trouble
one day the mother said to her " please behave urself, dont u know that wenever u misbehave i get another grey hair on my head"

& the little girl replied " really? then u too must have been a stubborn girl wen u a kid, just look @ all the grey grey hair grandma has".

LOL

BrianRoss:
lol,

~if i hear pim from u, u will hear wiiie

~everything am doing is for ur own good

~if u like dnt read it will reflect on ur result!

Lol