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Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by alberson(f): 1:39pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was in a taxi,chatting
with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered
that the man sitting beside me was reading my
conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the
man, l decided to change the topic, I wrote: "Abeg oga,
please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abdullahi that I only took
two of the bombs we just manufactured for this
operation. Let them know as well that I may find it
difficult to get to the target place before the bombs
explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but
nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high
since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the
traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes
for the bomb to go off. Bye and take care of my parents
and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the
taxi to stop suddenly opened the taxi door and jumped
out. He was knocked down by a passing truck and
eventually died. Pls who killed him?..Me or Amebo? |
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by Lucialovely(f): 1:42pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
. Not minding his business did |
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by fromnigeria(m): 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
I just lol for this first time today. Youself and Amebo did. 1 Like |
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by JeffreyJamez(m): 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Amebo... hahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by alberson(f): 1:45pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Pls Kindly Judge This Matter by armadeo(m): 1:56pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
You should have opened a picture of a nose and tagged it " passenger beside me" your nose is I my biz. Lol anyway He committed suicide by poke nosing |
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