1. Award a contract to complete the staircase of the Tower of Babel to Heaven.

2. Uproot and tow the kaaba all the way from Mecca to Abuja.

3. Recall every existing copy of the Bible, Quran, The Book of The Dead and the Bhagavad Gita and edit them to include the immortal phrase: 'Stealing is not Corruption'.

4. Buy fertility drugs and distribute to Almajiris for free as soon as they reach puberty. Prayers will increase exponentially, and the faithful will outnumber the kaffirs at the polls.

5. Pay tithes on behalf of your unborn children to the 300th generation to the slickest pastorpreneur in your state, in order to ensure their perpetual prosperity

Five count charge under Senator Na'Allah's new Idiot Bill is quite enough. Add your own

6. Undertake and pay d Children school fees of d chief imam from Nursery to post graduate level on d condition dt d imam does a weekly fast on his behalf

7. sets up modern Sango shrine complete with WIFI

8. Build a new tarmac for easy take off and landing of awon ma'ami.

9.relocate all onile orita in Nigeria to banana Island with one duplex each.

10. Build an exotic animal farm for all those elusive and bizarre creatures babalawos demand for rituals.

11. Relocate the chief Imam in Saudi and the Pope both to Abuja or where ever the prayers are to be held in Nija

12. Finally purchase a return ticket to heaven via arik airline