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9ja.. by kelviniroma(m): 2:25pm On Dec 05, 2015
ThIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME
I go school -------------> cutism
I nor go school -----------> illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by
land -----------> accident
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast
I go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I relax for outside -----------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> low salary
I wan marry -----------> girls day form
I wan sleep with my gf ----------->.HIV Aids
Make I shake -----------> Ebola
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel

Person nor safe for this country again, but the
fact be say we still dy alive............ NIGERIA NOR
EASY OOOOOOO wink cheesy cheesy grin sad
Re: 9ja.. by Nobody: 2:36pm On Dec 05, 2015
Lol...." I relax for outside" ..oohh pidgin when can I master u? grin tongue

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