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Joke: Fa's New Rules To Save Chelsea From Relegation by conquistadores(m): 9:15pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation. See Rules Below: 1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games. 2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty. 3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal 4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch. 5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution. 6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose 7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time. 8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty 9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing. Its just a joke oo. 1 Like |
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