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8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 10:40pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Take away the spontaneous sex that happens once in a while and are mostly far between, women tend to have a lot of pre-sex rituals they undergo to prime their minds and bodies up for lovemaking. The spontaneity that comes with ripping off her clothes with passion and zeal is one everyone wants to experience without being bothered about certain things but it doesn’t always happen. Women often times enjoy doing certain things that have become norms before sex which a lot of them would fail to admit to you. 1. Dress Up In A Sexy Lingerie They Hardly Ever Use Women tend to have that one sexy lingerie they have hidden in their wardrobes which only comes out for the special sex occasion. Though it does come with the occasional struggle of the right time to put it on. 2. Shave Off The Pubic Hair There’s a chance your woman wants to be well and cleanly shaved both under her armpits and down there. She definitely wants to prepare a smooth ground for you. 3. Clean And Tidy Up Her Room In A Hurry Because there’s a little bit of spontaneity in the air, she might be in a hurry to make her room appear clean and tidy. A cursory look at her wardrobe might make you see the mess she quickly cleaned up. And of course, the bed would be left at its best. 4. Inspect Herself Down There She surely know that her vulva and clitoris would look the same as it has always been but she still doesn’t want to be caught by surprise since you’d be going down there. She wants to be sure no unpleasant surprises come up. Getting Her Lower Extremity Smelling Nice And Fresh When you go down on her, you’d probably love her for smelling all nice and fresh. Thank her for prepping herself up for sex as she most likely used deodorants, sprays and douches to keep herself clean and fresh. She actually put in a bit of effort despite how sensitive those parts her to make you and of course, herself happy. 5. Prepare a Sex Playlist Because a lot of women are romantic and they wouldn’t want their moans and groans to be heard by neighbours, she’d probably prepare a sexual playlist to increase the intensity of your make out. 6. Talk To Herself In Front Of The Mirror Whether she’s peeing in the bathroom or brushing her teeth before you come over, she would stare at the mirror to reassure herself she’s doing the right thing. 7. Empty Her Bladder She’d definitely want to get all the fluids in her bladder out in order to avoid any accidental squirting. 8. Check To Ensure Her Pills Are In Place No matter how meticulous she is, if she’s having unprotected sex with you, she’d probably make sure that her pills are in place and up to date. Either she does this or she ensures she falls within the right time of her menstrual cycle. 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Michellla(f): 10:47pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Nobody: 10:50pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Michellla: How correct is the OP? 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Michellla(f): 10:54pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:I wouldnt know. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by TrappKING(m): 10:56pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Arrant nonsense!
4 out of "8" points are roughly talking about the same personal hygiene. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by 2dice(m): 11:04pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by firstking01(m): 11:07pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by ChappyChase: 11:11pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Well me no be woman so I won't even bother to comment! ***And if you are reading this message, I only typed this to inform you that I won't be commenting!*** |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by manee2(m): 11:45pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Number 8 got me thinking.. mention 1 type of pill abeg. |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Nobody: 2:45am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Michellla:
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Nobody: 6:29am On Dec 07, 2015 |
OP Really? |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 6:33am On Dec 07, 2015 |
ogorkojo: What do u think? |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 6:55am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 6:59am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 7:02am On Dec 07, 2015 |
TrappKING:Is it suppose to be about fashion ![]() |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by djkirkoo2(m): 7:11am On Dec 07, 2015 |
From Sahara reporters. Rubbish |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Rival(m): 7:27am On Dec 07, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Rival(m): 7:28am On Dec 07, 2015 |
What ritual! So why do some girls...from hearsay, lie like a log of wood after all this preparation? |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by JoeCutie(m): 7:32am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Those things result to a boring sex. The best form of sex is an impromptu one. One you didn't see coming. Making plans for sex makes it boring. You'd be too excited and expectant, thereby over enjoying the act and exhausting your mental balance even before it started. How about walking up to her in the kitchen while she's busy preparing food? The food can go ahead and burn for all I care. Just gimme the uncooked 'food' first while we wait for the cooked one. All join. But one thing: make sure no knife is close by. Some girls can be romantically 'wicked' during sex. They lose it TOTALLY. Sex should be spontaneous and crazy. Come in the middle of the night like a thief. I swear, by 12pm the following day, she's still shining her teeth. Body go dey totori her, and she go dey sing one kain song dey smile like mumu. ![]() And for guys: If you get overly expectant and excited before sex, you'd release ever before you engaged. That's too bad, isn't it? ![]() Whatever is worth doing (at all), is worth doing well. ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Simplest001(f): 8:02am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Rival:Lolz |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Holluwatarhyor(m): 8:16am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Kudos to them then |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Pdizzle(m): 4:37pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Michellla(f): 10:56pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
firstking01:confused# |
Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by firstking01(m): 11:04pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by firstking01(m): 11:04pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Michellla(f): 11:06pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
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Re: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by BetaSexLife: 11:22pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
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