A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody"

His customer answers in a slurred voice "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis."

"Oh come on" replies the bartender.

The customer then says "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

He proceeds to rifle through his suitcase and pulls out this long thin thing and lays it on the bar.

The bartender bends down and looks closely and says "Why this is just a cigar".

The customer looks puzzled and says "I have it here somewhere" and proceeds to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar, and says " See that".

The bartender again inspects it closely and says "You asshole that's just another cigar."

Now the customer staggers backward and steadies himself , leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice says "Son of a bitch, I must have smoked it!"

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ROTFL LMAO

OMG!!! waz he day dreaming or somfin cuz d size r so different so he must've known he ain't smokin no regular cigar.

hahahahahaahahahhahahahah wow great
he smoked his di** didnt he feel the bloody and veiny taste
b\nice joke

damygurl CUbana cigar are huge.

HIS DICK IS AS SMALL AS THE CIGAR,THAT WAS WHY HE MISTOOK IT BE CIGAR.OH OH OH

good one but not so funny anyway!

Old sch joke 

Can't you just laugh along to show your support?

Like this I show you.

ha!

and so it continues

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