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When Your Mum Hears That You Are In OAU After Five Times of failing JAMB by BeazyBee(m): 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2015
Gut$y01: A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day,
she traveled 2 visit her frnd in OAU, she fell
sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She
later called her mum & said...
GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: Dat place is silent, where ar u?
GIRL: I'm in OAU
MUM: Oluwa o se o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun ile
wa ti ko fe kio kawe (laughing & dancing)
GIRL: typhoid fever ni
MUM: typhoid fever ni course ti won fun e,
course gidi ni o, kawe e daadaa o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: Olorun ma je, 4 years lo ma lo loruko
Jesu.
Please don't laff alone, send it to your friends
and make their day Have a
wonderful day peeps""scootj says good morning

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Re: When Your Mum Hears That You Are In OAU After Five Times of failing JAMB by jeremybenedict(m): 11:06pm On Dec 07, 2015
O boy hilarious...lol even lmao

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