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The Skills Every Man Should Master by superdude007(m): 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
1. Give advice that matters in one sentence I got run out of a job I liked once, and while it was happening, a guy stopped me in the hall. Smart guy, but prone to saying too much. I braced myself. I didn't want to hear it. I needed a white knight, and I knew it wasn't him. He just sighed and said: When nobody has your back, you gotta move your back. Then he walked away. Best advice I ever got. One sentence. 2. Tell if someone is lying Everyone has his theory. Pick one, test it. Choose the tells that work for you. I like these: Liars change the subject quickly. Liars look up and to their right when they speak. Liars use fewer contractions. Liars will sometimes stare straight at you and employ a dead face. Liars never touch their chest or heart except self-consciously. Liars place objects between themselves and you during a conversation. 3. Take a photo Fill the frame. 4. Score a baseball game Scoring a game is an exercise in ciphering, creating a shorthand of your very own. In this way, it's a private language as much as a record of the game. The only given is the numbering of the positions and the use of the diamond to express each batter's progress around the bases. I black out the diamond when a run scores. I mark an RBI with a tally mark in the upper-right-hand corner. Each time you score a game, you pick up on new elements to track: pitch count, balls and strikes, foul balls. It doesn't matter that this information is available on the Internet in real time. Scoring a game is about bearing witness, expanding your own ability to observe. 5. Name a book that matters The Catcher in the Rye does not matter. Not really. You gotta read. 6. Know at least one musical group as well as is possible One guy at your table knows where Cobain was born and who his high school English teacher was. Another guy can argue the elegant extended trope of Liquid Swords with GZA himself. This is how it should be. Music does not demand agreement. Rilo Kiley. Nina Simone. Whitesnake. Fugazi. Otis Redding. Whatever. Choose. Nobody likes a know-it-all, because 1) you can't know it all and 2) music offers distinct and private lessons. So pick one. Except Rilo Kiley. I heard they broke up. 7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill Buy The Way to Cook, by Julia Child. Try roasting. Braising. Broiling. Slow-cooking. Pan searing. Think ragouts, fricassees, stews. All of this will force you to understand the functionality of different cuts. In the end, grilling will be a choice rather than a chore, and your Weber will become a tool rather than a piece of weekend entertainment. 8. Not monopolize the conversation 9. Write a letter So easy. So easily forgotten. A five-paragraph structure works pretty well: Tell why you're writing. Offer details. Ask questions. Give news. Add a specific memory or two. If your handwriting is terrible, type. Always close formally. 10. Buy a suit Avoid bargains. Know your likes, your dislikes, and what you need it for (work, funerals, court). Squeeze the fabric -- if it bounces back with little or no sign of wrinkling, that means it's good, sturdy material. And tug the buttons gently. If they feel loose or wobbly, that means they're probably coming off sooner rather than later. The jacket's shoulder pads are supposed to square with your shoulders; if they droop off or leave dents in the cloth, the jacket's too big. The jacket sleeves should never meet the wrist any lower than the base of the thumb -- if they do, ask to go down a size. Always get fitted. 11. Swim three different strokes Doggie paddle doesn't count. 12. Show respect without being a suck-up Respect the following, in this order: age, experience, record, reputation. Don't mention any of it. 13. Throw a punch Close enough, but not too close. Swing with your shoulders, not your arm. Long punches rarely land squarely. So forget the roundhouse. You don't have a haymaker. Follow through; don't pop and pull back. The length you give the punch should come in the form of extension after the point of contact. Just remember, the bones in your hand are small and easy to break. You're better off striking hard with the heel of your palm. Or you could buy the guy a beer and talk it out. 14. Chop down a tree Know your escape path. When the tree starts to fall, use it. 15. Calculate square footage Width times length. 16. Tie a bow tie Step 1: Make a simple knot, allowing slightly more length (one to two inches) on the end of A. Step 2: Lay A out of the way, fold B into the normal bow shape, and position it on the first knot you made. Step 3: Drop A vertically over folded end B. Step 4: Double back A on itself and position it over the knot so that the two folded ends make a cross. Step 5: The hard part: Pass folded end A under and behind the left side (yours) of the knot and through the loop behind folded end B. Step 6: Tighten the knot you have created, straightening, particularly in the center. 17. Make one drink, in large batches, very well When I interviewed for my first job, one of the senior guys had me to his house for a reception. He offered me a cigarette and pointed me to a bowl of whiskey sours, like I was Darrin Stephens and he was Larry Tate. I can still remember that first tight little swallow and my gratitude that I could go back for a refill without looking like a drunk. I came to admire the host over the next decade, but he never gave me the recipe. So I use this: For every 750-ml bottle of whiskey (use a decent bourbon or rye), add: 6 oz fresh-squeezed, strained lemon juice 6 oz simple syrup(mix superfine sugar and water in equal quantities) To serve: Shake 3 oz per person with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glasses. Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice or, if you're really slick, a float of red wine. (Pour about 1/2 oz slowly into each glass over the back of a spoon; this is called a New York sour, and it's great.) 18. Speak a foreign language Pas beaucoup. Mais faites un effort. 19. Approach a woman out of his league Ever have a shoeshine from a guy you really admire? He works hard enough that he doesn't have to tell stupid jokes; he doesn't stare at your legs; he knows things you don't, but he doesn't talk about them every minute; he doesn't scrape or apologize for his status or his job or the way he is dressed; he does his job confidently and with a quiet relish. That stuff is wildly inviting. Act like that guy. 20. Sew a button 21. Argue with a European Argue with a European without getting xenophobic or insulting soccer. Once, in our lifetime, much of Europe was approaching cultural and political irrelevance. Then they made like us and banded together into a union of confederated states. So you can always assume that they were simply copying the United States as they now push us to the verge of cultural and political irrelevance. 22. Give a woman an orgasm so that he doesn't have to ask after it Give a woman an orgasm so that he doesn't have to ask after it. Otherwise, ask after it. 23. Be loyal Be loyal. You will fail at it. You have already. A man who does not know loyalty, from both ends, does not know men. Loyalty is not a matter of give-and-take: He did me a favor, therefore I owe him one. No. No. No. It is the recognition of a bond, the honoring of a shared history, the reemergence of the vows we make in the tight times. It doesn't mean complete agreement or invisible blood ties. It is a currency of selflessness, given without expectation and capable of the most stellar return. 24. Know his poison Know his poison, without standing there, pondering like a dope. Brand, amount, style, fast, like so: Booker's, double, neat. 25. Drive an eightpenny nail into a treated two-by-four without thinking about it Use a contractor's hammer. Swing hard and loose, like a tennis serve. 26. Cast a fishing rod without shrieking Cast a fishing rod without shrieking or sighing or otherwise admitting defeat. 27. Play gin with an old guy Old men will try to crush you. They'll drown you in meaningless chatter, tell stories about when they were kids this or in Korea that. Or they'll retreat into a taciturn posture designed to get you to do the talking. They'll note your strategies without mentioning them, keep the stakes at a level they can control, and change up their pace of play just to get you stumbling. You have to do this -- play their game, be it dominoes or cribbage or chess. They may have been playing for decades. You take a beating as a means of absorbing the lessons they've learned without taking a lesson. But don't be afraid to take them down. They can handle it. 28. Play go fish with a kid You don't crush kids. You talk their ear off, make an event out of it, tell them stories about when you were a kid this or in Vegas that. You have to play their game, too, even though they may have been playing only for weeks. Observe. Teach them without once offering a lesson. And don't be afraid to win. They can handle it. 29. Understand quantum physics well enough Understand quantum physics well enough that he can accept that a quarter might, at some point, pass straight through the table when dropped. Sometimes the laws of physics aren't laws at all. Read The Quantum World: Quantum Physics for Everyone, by Kenneth W. Ford. 30. Feign interest Good place to start: quantum physics. 31. Make a bed 32. Describe a glass of wine in one sentence without using the terms nutty, fruity, oaky, finish, or kick I once stood in a wine store in West Hollywood where the owner described a pinot noir he favored as "a night walk through a wet garden." I bought it. I went to my hotel and drank it by myself, looking at the flickering city with my feet on the windowsill. I don't know which was more right, the wine or the vision that he placed in my head. Point is, it was right. 33. Hit a jump shot in pool It's not something you use a lot, but when you hit a jump shot, it marks you as a player and briefly impresses women. Make the angle of your cue steeper, aim for the bottommost fraction of the ball, and drive the cue smoothly six inches past the contact point, making steady, downward contact with the felt. 34. Dress a wound First, stop the bleeding. Apply pressure using a gauze pad. Stay with the pressure. If you can't stop the bleeding, forget the next step, just get to a hospital. Once the bleeding stops, clean the wound. Use water or saline solution; a little soap is good, too. If you can't get the wound clean, then forget the next step, just get to a hospital. Finally, dress the wound. For a laceration, push the edges together and apply a butterfly bandage. For avulsions, where the skin is punctured and pulled back like a trapdoor, push the skin back and use a butterfly. Slather the area in antibacterial ointment. Cover the wound with a gauze pad taped into place. Change that dressing every 12 hours, checking carefully for signs of infection. Better yet, get to a hospital. 35. Jump-start a car (without any drama) 36. Change a flat tire (safely) 37. Change the oil (once) 38. Make three different bets at a craps table Play the smallest and most poorly labeled areas, the bets where it's visually evident the casino doesn't want you to go. Simply play the pass line; once the point is set, play full odds (this is the only really good bet on the table); and when you want a little more action, tell the crew you want to lay the 4 and the 10 for the minimum bet. 39. Shuffle a deck of cards I play cards with guys who can't shuffle, and they lose. Always. 40. Tell a joke. Here's one: Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other, hands him a bill, and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you." 41. Know when to split his cards in blackjack Aces. Eights. Always. 1 Like |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Nobody: 3:05pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Learn to obey rules. This is romance section. |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Nobody: 3:05pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Learn to obey rules. This is romance section. |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by benedictnsi(m): 3:07pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Nobody: 3:08pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Nobody: 3:08pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
If every man can master all of these, this world will be filled of super heroes... 1 Like |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by cruzita(f): 3:11pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
which man can possess all these?only in Disney land I guess |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by benedictnsi(m): 3:15pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: Dah Op never take im drugs this afternoon so pity am ok He d charge his brain with a power bank |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Nobody: 3:18pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
benedictnsi:hehehehehe: the power bank no dey charge well,make he use harmatten sun |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Nobody: 3:18pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Sounds like a really nice man.... But most of them are too agitated for such , they need to calm down. |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Cholls(m): 3:21pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
My brother number 2 still very hard. Number 23 ask Fashola. |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by donholy28(m): 3:24pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Is it just me or is op actually talking nonsense |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by delectablegyal(f): 3:31pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
donholy28: he is talking nonsense. |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by forandy(m): 3:32pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
All these ain't shiit! I do them without overt effort |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Nobody: 3:34pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
All these rules lead up to one thing : Make MONEY!!! |
Re: The Skills Every Man Should Master by Babacele: 5:14pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
nice |
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