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My Hilarious Flight Experience by funkyibodude(m): 10:02pm On Dec 08, 2015
One beautiful Sunday morning, I boarded a flight from Lagos to New York, as the plane taxied down the runway, i kept having this awkward feeling that something terrible would happen, owing to the fact that the weather was bad, but i was still confident that nothing would happen. As we took off and ascended into skies, i was a bit calm we experienced a few turbulence, then mid way into the flight we had a lightening strike, it was so violent that i could see some smoke coming outta the engine. Then the Pilot made an announcement over the PA system, " Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, I'm afraid to inform you that we have lost all four engines due to a lightening strike we just experienced now, and we are loosing altitude fast. our flight engineers are battling to see whether we can restore some of the engines, in the mean i expect all passengers to remain calm and follow the safety procedure im about to demonstrate incase our situation turns hopeless, underneath your seats you would see a life vest and a parachute, since you are going to need both i expect you put on your life vest, and parachute, remember not to inflate your life vest inside the aircraft, then make sure you walk towards the emergency door in a single file and take your turn to jump outta the aircraft, remember to open your parachute somewhere between 3000-2000ft,. If you look out the window now you would see how I AM DOING IT, MAKE SURE YOU DO IT THE SAME WAY, AND YOU WILL BE JUST FINE....... NA SO I SHOUT SEE GOBE OOO. grin grin

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