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Cow Economics by equlibrium(m): 5:52pm On Jun 02, 2009 |
> NORMAL ECONOMICS > You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. > Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. > You retire on the income. > INDIAN ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You worship them. > > PAKISTANI ECONOMICS > You don't have any cows. > You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. > You ask the US for financial aid, China for military > aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, > Germany for technology, > French for submarines, > Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for > equipment. > You buy the cows with all this and claim > exploitation by the world. > > AMERICAN ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You sell one and force the other to produce the milk > of four cows. > You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. > You put the blame on some nation with cows & > naturally > that nation will be a danger to mankind. > You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. > > FRENCH ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You go on strike because you want three cows. > > GERMAN ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, > eat once a month and milk themselves. > > BRITISH ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > They are both mad cows. > > ITALIAN ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You don't know where they are. > You break for lunch. > > SWISS ECONOMICS > You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. > You charge others for storing them. > > JAPANESE ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the > size of an ordinary cow and > produce twenty times the milk. > You then create cute cartoon cow images called > Cowkimon and market them > world-wide. > > RUSSIAN ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You count them and learn you have five cows. > You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. > You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. > You give up counting and open another bottle of > vodka. > > CHINESE ECONOMICS > You have two cows. > You have 300 people milking them. > You claim full employment, high bovine productivity > and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. > > SOMALIAN ECONOMICS: > You dont even have a goat! > NIGERIAN ECONOMICS: > You have two cows > You eat one and claim it was stolen > Call in the Police to investigate > Police arrest everyone living within 100km > Torture them thoroughly until someone admits > kidnapping the cow > The police instead collect one cow each from > everybody arrested > You have your cow back (after settling them) and the Police now own a > cattle farm. > PDP ECONOMICS: > You have two cows > They vote > Each cow has 500,000 valid votes! > YORUBA ECONOMICS You have two cows > U kill them both > And throw an owambe party! > > IBO ECONOMICS > You have two cows > U make very good counterfeits of them > And sell for the price of the real cows! > > HAUSA ECONOMICS > You have two cows > You rear them till they are four > Make sure your kids rear cows too > And just maintain! > > NIGER-DELTA ECONOMICS: > You have two cows > They're white > They're not yours > You kidnapped them! 1 Like |
Re: Cow Economics by Usiola(m): 7:12pm On Jun 02, 2009 |
equlibrium: LMAO you no well |
Re: Cow Economics by equlibrium(m): 7:23pm On Jun 02, 2009 |
lol. . . . my best is really > BRITISH ECONOMICS. if u hv oda ideas 4 cow economics ppl, plz paste away nd lemi c hw gud it'l get. . |
Re: Cow Economics by equlibrium(m): 7:51am On Jun 03, 2009 |
haba ppl, no ideas in d hauz? |
Re: Cow Economics by D1KeleVra(m): 7:59am On Jun 03, 2009 |
lol. just read this. . . real f!ckin funny man! My best. . . > RUSSIAN ECONOMICS |
Re: Cow Economics by Abbygyal(f): 9:09am On Jun 03, 2009 |
nw dats some tyt shit d British Naija and yourba wiv someodas r tyt!! |
Re: Cow Economics by romsky: 9:46am On Jun 03, 2009 |
patriotism biko |
Re: Cow Economics by Ben13: 10:09am On Jun 03, 2009 |
nice cow economics |
Re: Cow Economics by equlibrium(m): 7:54am On Jun 04, 2009 |
@D1KeleVra bloody drunk!!! |
Re: Cow Economics by equlibrium(m): 1:49pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
>boko haram economics You have two cows you strap one with suicide booming thingz you use the other one to make a great video insulting GEJ, JTF, obama, NATO both cows are caught by JTF and used in stew to boost troop morale. |
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