Over the years, I've had series of girlfriends summing up to a total number of 6. Till date, I still remember all 6 like the back of my palms. They where all great but something always seemed to break us up. These series are summaries of what happened with all of them.

       My 1st Girlfriend went by the name Crystabel. She was beautiful, fair in complexion, average height and she had it all. Despite these qualities, we weare kids, young, immature and naive. We didn't know what it took to be in or maintain a relationship but yet she captured my heart. We only had school hours to meet see each other and when school closes, we waited in anticipation for the next day. Weekends we're the worse. We didn't have phones, so there weare no sorts of communication until Monday as our houses where far apart from each other. Despite all these barriers, we were still each others distraction as we hardly concentrated in class activities. But that was all it was. Constant staring and smiling, dating in secrecy and getting super jealous when she talked with other boys or laughed at their jokes, lol. And all of a sudden, I had to switch schools. Damn! My heart melted when I heard the news. She cried when I told her and begged me not to go as though it was within my power to object with my dad. It was the worst moment I had ever known.

       Every other activity became so uninteresting.  I knew it wasn't going to end well. I tried talking my parents out of the idea but to no avail. They are very decisive, and so it was certain that I had to go. She almost became a sadist, became unhappy with everything that happened around her. The day I was to leave, she fell sick and did not come to school.

      At this time, I was a student of another school and it became super difficult to learn. Her absence was too much to bear. I would write her name on my books and sometimes even on my uniforms. I swear, it wasn't easy at all. I tried to skip lectures once in a while to visit my former school so as to see her face. And then I discovered that as the days rolled by, it became easier,  and soon, I had new friends who helped me keep my mind off her for some time. The next year, she travelled her family relocated to port harcourt and it was just then I realised I had lost her for good. But there was nothing I could do so Life continued, Damn!!!  I hate that we where kids. So that was how Crystabel and I ended up.

       Next post will be on girlfriend number 2. You wouldn't want to miss her, lol.
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I never knew lesbians r filled in nairaland

Kini gbogbo eleyii n'tori Oloun!!!
Laaro Jimoh faa!

olosho 1

she like make dem dey use cucumber for am

Cutehector:
I never knew lesbians r filled in nairaland

which kain grammar u dey blow like dis

Today is too holy for iranu oo
e beru olorun fa

bronzegoddess:
which kain grammar u dey blow like dis

forget my english .. Wats ur toefl score?

Cutehector:
forget my english .. Wats ur toefl score?

What's toefl

bronzegoddess:



What's toefl

just take a good look at your life.. . Pot calling kettle black.

Cutehector:
just take a good look at your life.. . Pot calling kettle black.

bronzegoddess:

yes cry... !!!!!!! .

Cutehector:
yes cry... !!!!!!! .

bronzegoddess:

cry cry baybee, ah wana see ur mummy, shame!!!!!!!!

Cutehector:
forget my english .. Wats ur toefl score?

Wetin concern TOEFL with nairaland!

bronzegoddess:



What's toefl

Dnt tel me you avnt heard of TOEFL b4?

donTbone:

Wetin concern TOEFL with nairaland!

mumu u jus chook mouth for wetin u nor understand...

Cutehector:
mumu u jus chook mouth for wetin u nor understand...

Thunder fire you! why e no go concern me
When you wan spoil person career finish

donTbone:


Thunder fire you! why e no go concern me
When you wan spoil person career finish

why e go concern u eh.. Aproko.. d bbae say i write bad english, oya na him i come ask am say she wey sabi betta english wetin she get for toefl exam, she ask me wetin be toefl... Chai laff wan kill me

Make I kindly dey wait for the Op with this bottle way I go use break him head!

donTbone:
Dnt tel me you avnt heard of TOEFL b4?

Nope, and I'm too lazy to use gOogle

bronzegoddess:






Nope, and I'm too lazy to use gOogle

I know you might have google it by now, but for the benefit of those who won't do so, the full meaning of TOEFL is Test of English as a foreign language...
Next if you no ready to fight no start ham cause nairaland boys cause we fit murder your career with insult, and trust me when I tell you am not excluded in that caucus!

ChappyChase:

I know you might have google it by now, but for the benefit of those who won't do so, the full meaning of TOEFL is Test of English as a foreign language...
Next if you no ready to fight no start ham cause nairaland boys cause we fit murder your career with insult, and trust me when I tell you am not excluded in that caucus!

Na ur achievement be dat?

bronzegoddess:



Na ur achievement be dat?

Did I say so..?