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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 7:50pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal:For real.. just leave him.. let him be displaying his groSs stupidity all around.. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:50pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
ChiSun27: Listen to dis agricultural non entity, an apparatus for feeding goats...Wat do u knw abt school school...Hav u ever been to one before u in entire miserable life??....u better go and hawk gala on the bridge where ur mates are 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
NOBODYY: Okk...I will leave him...if not I would hav make nairaland seem like hell for him...crazy fellow I will ignore him 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by naijathings(m): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
three people can NEVER talk at the same time in a nollywood movie. people drinking beer and dey peel off all d label on the bottles the little children talk so slowly like morons while looking @ d camera all d time all babalawo must wear red colour & ritualists too same hairstyle in part 1, 2, 3, to 10 99 percent of the movie is shot in day time total time = 90 mins, advert time = 60 minutes 1 Like |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
ChiSun27:
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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal:Just free him.. All he wants is attention from you..i know how to treat his type When you ignore him so hard.. he will begin to doubt his own existence 1 Like |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:54pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
MosquitoLaps: Lmao...hehehehehehehehehehehheeheheheheh....i no fit laugh @ alll...I don laugh belle full... . see me see raggae music ooo ...because I say I don't want igbo guys...don't I have the right to my own choice again....ehyah!!...oga oo |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Larryfest(m): 7:56pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Lol....dats y i dnt fancy watching it dey refused 2evolve. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:56pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40915967][/quote] OMG....abeg make una no make me laugh again....water don dey commot for my eyes.... ...heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...the picture u put up was so so funny 1 Like |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 7:58pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal:Na two of una wahala bi dat. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:01pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
MosquitoLaps: Are u igbo |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:06pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal:I am not. If you ask me, a Nigerian's ethnic nationality should be the least of your worries right now. As a country, we have far more important issues to deal with. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:06pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40915967][/quote] Admit it u r a failure....a dizapointmnt to d parenthood dia spermatozoa and 9 months on ur demented brain... It's a pity dat u allowed dat low life of a zaragal destroy d hopes of ur innocent parents....chaii....keep dying. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by chocofizzy(f): 8:08pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
This is the most funniest post I have ever seen on NL. Hahahahaha |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:09pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
ChiSun27:
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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:12pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
MosquitoLaps: Thank God u are not igbo ....i jst don't like igbos don't knw y....have always love Yorubas it's no my making....d chichi boys should not be offended biko...I don't like biafra wars |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal: U are losing it....come up with something stronger....i luv placing gutter galz wia dey rightfully belong which is slum....I feel for ur parents cus u gonna kill dem with ur slutful life style....nonsense gal. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40916453][/quote] Laaawwwddd....abeg...na beg we dey beg u plssss |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:15pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Shit shit shit
i only watch american movies
shit shit shit |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by fF01(m): 8:16pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Dah no.10 dey vex me die en, mak God kon help u say ur remote no dey work. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:17pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40916453][/quote] Now dat u av bn rendered inconsequential by me and overtly possessed and spell cast by dat low life disjointed veins of a gal called biiii**tch zaragal....what next? |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:17pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal: |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:17pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal:Its okay to hate a person for his ethnic nationality. But what is not okay is to not have a reason for the "Hate" |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:19pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
MosquitoLaps: But I jst don't like dem...like my spirit don't match theirs |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
ChiSun27:Ask your father 1 Like
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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Shoelace1(f): 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Number 23 got me laughing. Nollywood movies are so predictable |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by IamMhizTemi(f): 8:24pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
When d females dresses well wit high heel shoes in d parlour jst watchin tv witout goin out. 2 Likes |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
NOBODYY: I just asked ur father..... He said he has disowned u for some time now due to ur unethical behaviour jst lyk wat u did hia tonight by supporting a prosti***tute callled zaragal. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
zaragal:Have you ever wondered why? Have you sat down to think about it. You don't have to form an opinion based on what people say. Think about your "hate" and start telling yourself the truth. like Oscar Wilde said... Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. But give him a mask, and he'll tell you the truth. Wear an inner mask and see the truth grinning at you in the face. |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
ChiSun27:No wonder
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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
MosquitoLaps: Well I have maybe dey are violence, gossips(women), haters of other tribe and lovers of demselves...too money conscious and do anything for money...u knw all dis igbo dirty attitude are things dat turns me off extremely so....dats y I hav ruled dem out of my world |
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by dennistar(m): 8:29pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Only nollywood flims where part1 is tears of a village girl, part2 is continious tears, parts 3 is endless tears. Like she no dey tire to cry or wetin. 2 Likes |
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